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Pochusaurus t1_ix7z5hx wrote

not when they are gathering and selling your info to major companies!

Client: Hey CleanTron, what should our meal plan be for the week?

CleanTron: It would appears that your uric acid levels are a bit high as well as your overall weight, we should adjust your pantry for leafy greens from Uncle Tim's Fresh Produce and then on the weekends we can have a cheat day with Prime Vegan Steaks from Tio's Prime Vegan Meatshop. I highly suggest using this weekly recipe meal plan from Quick and EZ Home-Cooked recipes for your CleanTron.com

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Good-Advantage-9687 t1_ix88rg0 wrote

Your cleantron sucks but with an antique vacuum cleaner soccubots on the other hand will suck you D properly and personally assist you with your weight management issues via regularly schedule cardiovascular workout routine (as well as on demand sessions when you can "spare the time"). Succbot satisfaction guarantee.👍

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