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jedibathrobes t1_ix9671q wrote

Reply to comment by Pirate_Green_Beard in Parents welcome twins from embryos frozen 30 years ago by genericdude999

I don’t know about you, but I’m dead tired of eating food like a human. I personally can’t wait to consume only Blended Arthropod Cubes by Tyson-Nestle-Kraft Supercorporation, now with 8% more essential nutrients and 12% more slave labor! If it’s yum yum yummy, it must be Tyson-Nestle-Kraft Supercorporation!

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Pirate_Green_Beard t1_ix9aale wrote

I prefer the food paste from AOL-Time Warner-Pepsico-Viacom-Halliburton-Skynet-Toyota-Trader Joe's

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truemobius t1_ix9li7e wrote

It's the warner-pepsico-viacom franchise hoa communites have really gone down with the latest merger. The hoa used to actually provide decent food paste but with the scabs from halliburton-skynet it's just not worth it. I'm thinking of applying for citizenship to on the federated tesco-aldi-nordstrom.

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tomcatkb t1_ixaap8k wrote

Don’t forget to wash it down with some Brawndo! The thirst mutilator! It’s got electrolytes!

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