"Afraid Grandma would have hated missing out on that Grand Canyon trip you'd always planned but never found the time to go??"

"Well friend, have I got great news for you!"

slaps jar with Grandma's frozen head on the table

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Disclaimer: 'Timeless Expressions' is not held liable for damage post mortem nor is involved in any witchcraft or demon possession. May not be available in stores.