Submitted by Gari_305 t3_1124pmv in Futurology
Jaded_Prompt_15 t1_j8hwhgz wrote
Article:
>Hypothetical advanced life that we have zero evidence exists might hypothetically do this
Headline:
>Aliens might do this!
It's just a clickbait headline
kittykatkin t1_j8i78bl wrote
Aliens use this one simple trick.
victor4700 t1_j8kctpz wrote
Doctors hate them!
AnglerJared t1_j8law9l wrote
For trying to steal their anal probe work.
CluckBucketz t1_j8jszck wrote
Humans hate him!
WildGrem7 t1_j8kl059 wrote
Alien casinos hate it when you do this but they can’t stop you!
Useless_Nipple t1_j8hy6oo wrote
Aliens confirmed. Got it.
leaky_wand t1_j8korpm wrote
But the science itself sounds interesting. It seems counterintuitive that a black hole could store information or be useful for computation. Can anyone eli5?
Daniel_The_Thinker t1_j8juwd3 wrote
Those are the same thing. If you thought anything else, that's on you
Iffykindofguy t1_j8hz99z wrote
I thank the universe I grew out of my "jaded" phase
Gari_305 OP t1_j8hxrc8 wrote
I doubt it's click bait if there's an actual study that says the same thing.
I understand your hesitation, however, why do a click bait with an attached study?
Jaded_Prompt_15 t1_j8hy1jd wrote
The study says black holes could hypothetically be used like this.
The headline implies aliens exist and might be doing this.
Which is why the headline is clickbait.
>why do a click bait with an attached study?
So people click it...
OakenGreen t1_j8jfnfe wrote
I don’t think anyone’s gonna read the headline and think “oh my, not only did they discover aliens but the first they’re telling us is how their computers work before announcing the discovery of said aliens… Neato!”
Jaded_Prompt_15 t1_j8jft2m wrote
Maybe you should take a closer look at OPs profile then...
Annethraxxx t1_j8jna76 wrote
OP definitely believes….
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wwiinndyy t1_j8k9le7 wrote
This is dumb. Everyone knows that we aren't sure if alien life exists, and no part of the title is claiming to have discovered them. You guys should really look at context
Gari_305 OP t1_j8hyi2c wrote
Actual headline in thestudy attached
>Black holes as tools for quantum computing by advanced extraterrestrial civilizations
Actual headline
> Aliens May Be Using Black Holes as Quantum Computers
They're both one in the same, not so much click baity there
Jaded_Prompt_15 t1_j8i1bwu wrote
If you think either of those means aliens exist...
TrekForce t1_j8icqsb wrote
I don’t think either of them imply aliens definitely exist. I think both are basically saying “If aliens exist, they could use black holes as quantum computers”.
One sounds sciency and the other sounds more standard English.
JackIsBackWithCrack t1_j8k1fbu wrote
He never said that? Jesus bro you are confused
mi2h_N0t-r34l_ t1_j8ia4rg wrote
That would never make a difference to me.
Seems reminiscent of the "threads of fate" from "Wanted" (the movie where they curve bullets).
I am hesitant, however, to call the notion outright ridiculous...
My personal take on the theoretical utility of black holes? Blast 'em - find a means of destroying or destabilizing them - there's probably gold in them there black holes...
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