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Nibbcnoble t1_isswjeu wrote
Chardradio t1_ist6kru wrote
Did he finally fly Emirates?
deckard1980 t1_istcb9v wrote
Had a great world Cup then couldn't cement a place at Real. Get this: he had to play for Everton
weegee19 t1_istfc1o wrote
Would mostly blame it on injuries. James was mostly class when fit but a couple of seasons later he simply no longer fit.
henchman171 t1_istgj5a wrote
Can someone explain the meaning of this picture?
eLPeper t1_istkd8o wrote
The BallonD'or is the award given in football to the best player in the world. In the first picture, we see a lot of Real Madrid players with a lot of trophies; including CR7 with one of his many BallonD'or. In the background we see Karim Benzema, a player who was very questioned at the time and who was just congratulating his teammates for the feat.
Yesterday, and years later after this photo, Karim has won his first BallonD'or as he finally has been declared as the best player in the world.
dnepe t1_istkkgi wrote
Thank you!
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Bishan_cfc OP t1_istlkbb wrote
cosmosvision t1_istls0s wrote
Until he decides to blackmail you over a sextape like he did to Valbuena. Never forget. He was found guilty with one-year suspended jail term. He's not as nice as he portrays.
Smarterthanlastweek t1_istodd6 wrote
Something that pisses my off more than anything is adults that won't clap when kids win trophies.
KameSama93 t1_istpgln wrote
The bestest footie-man gets a shiny ball
cedenof10 t1_istqfl7 wrote
As a Barça fan, I have always thought Benzema was a phenomenal player, but after I found out about the blackmail case I couldn’t look up to him the same way. It’s a shame because he’s a great player and truly deserves the award this year.
jamon_de_jaboogie t1_istre3g wrote
He was also repeatedly caught driving way over the speed limit (216 km/h - +134 mph) without a license.
Stephannation t1_istrq3d wrote
Also he had sex with a 15 year old prostitute.
sharings_caring t1_istvend wrote
Staying at the top for a long time is a lot harder than Ronaldo and Messi make it look
eatenbyalion t1_istvfp3 wrote
I thought the lunettes d'or were awarded to the best referee. Why is Benzema wearing them?
Ogtriple11 t1_istvimr wrote
Yh no chance any human out there is capable of changing... None
dskoro t1_istvs2o wrote
Get this: he got benched at everton
DawdlingScientist t1_istw8ff wrote
He was outstanding in his first season I believe. Then Isco had the most insane form/career peak I’ve ever seen and took his natural position. I think low key Zidane just didn’t like him.
Hard to argue with Zidane when we won the cl that season he didn’t even include James on the bench but ya. Tough one, poor James.
weegee19 t1_istw8kf wrote
gbru015 t1_istx3vq wrote
This doesn't seem like an "also" level revelation - more kinda the headline. Is that true?
Stephannation t1_istyx89 wrote
Google Karim Benzema 15
SpicyBoyTrapHouse t1_istzad2 wrote
Benzema’s PR team have been working overtime
ForGiggles2222 t1_istznph wrote
Not even after 6 years !?
JamesPilgrim t1_isu00p4 wrote
He looks so serious with those glasses 😅
Ogtriple11 t1_isu0unj wrote
tiorzol t1_isu559k wrote
>As a Barça fan,
.....
BlueChilly t1_isu5a12 wrote
Prime Kroos right there
HerakIinos t1_isu5mt4 wrote
The girl was 16 and she admited she lied about her age. He wasnt aware she was a minor.
Clean_Editor_8668 t1_isu7c17 wrote
Then he got a bunch of face tattoos and started a music career
fudgie1 t1_isu86n6 wrote
That's part of it but there's also a larger trend in world football working against him in that the popular tactics have been shifting away from his best position. It's getting harder for attacking midfielders to find a role on many teams whereas 20-30 years ago it was the most important position.
ChrisTinnef t1_isu8msa wrote
Investigation found he had credible reasons to believe she was of legal age. So I'd say it's a similar Level to the crime he was found guilty of.
Stephannation t1_isu924u wrote
Although all that could be true, he has lost the benefit of the doubt in my mind
HerakIinos t1_isu96f4 wrote
Its not like him or the judges cares about your mind...
The girl literally admited it.
henchman171 t1_isu98ns wrote
Stephannation t1_isu9iao wrote
I actually just got a call from the judges in a wild turn of events
weegee19 t1_isuax8x wrote
I think he absolutely could have adapted if injuries didnt stymie his progress, but youre also correct in that regard.
The_Reginald_ t1_isucuq3 wrote
Who photoshopped some hair on his head in the second pic?
Fire_anelc t1_isud6lt wrote
Bro he was very clear in his explanation
throwagrave t1_isudy37 wrote
That’s fine is Europe
_serious__ t1_isue3j4 wrote
Lol this title is so ridiculous
GeneralPhallicShape t1_isufj58 wrote
He's still going after jailbait escorts. Gross character overall
luvgothbitches t1_isufydg wrote
oh brotherrrr. Nobody tell this guy about John Lennon cus his brain might explode. Spoiler: Nobody has a clean record, including you.
sosexified t1_isuhkyw wrote
Jason Garrett time!!!
Aleblanco1987 t1_isuk3ub wrote
Unprofessional
Conundrumist t1_isukwqq wrote
HEY!! my record is perfectly clean!
The bodies in my basement were there when I bought the house ..... 20 years ago ..... I just forgot to report them.
senseswin t1_isuky9t wrote
Multiple injuries derailed his progression. Lost a massive amount of pace. Compound that with the fact that his position has slowly died out the last 4-5 years means it's hard to build a team with him in it.
ihave2blackfriends t1_isulfw2 wrote
It kills me that he could've been at Arsenal
soboi12345 t1_isulg8e wrote
Benzema is one of the greatest late bloomer. Dude turned his career 180 after and has been awesome the past seasons.
But IRL he is a piece of dog shit. For those who dont know his scandal.
ShitfacedGrizzlyBear t1_isumx7c wrote
As a Barca fan, I’d think you’d maybe be more willing to look into the details of the blackmail case to see what he actually did. The extent of the “blackmail” was Benzema becoming aware of what had happened and then telling his teammate he might just want to pay to put it all to rest before a major tournament with the French national team. (It should be noted that the French team was not in a good place at the time and that the French media are absolutely ruthless. If word got out, it would have derailed not only Valbuena’s career but also the entire team.)
Maybe Benzema should have handled everything differently. Maybe gone to the police instead. But it’s simply not true to say that he had any role in blackmailing his teammate besides informing his teammate about what he was told when the people responsible approached him. Benzema didn’t plan it. He didn’t take part in acquiring the sex tape. Literally all he did was say, “hey, maybe you should just pay them.” The money demanded would have been pennies to Benzema. If it ludicrous to actually think that Benzema blackmailed his teammate. At most, you can say that he should have gone to police instead of Valbuena directly. But as discussed above, there are reasons he didn’t do that.
If we want to talk about the criminality of footballers without any context, let’s talk about how Messi is a dirty, tax-dodging monster who was stealing money from the Spanish people. (For the record, I don’t believe that’s the case. I’m just trying to make a point that the way people talk about the Benzema/Valbuena controversy is sensationalist and intentionally paints Benzema in a bad light.)
ShitfacedGrizzlyBear t1_isunhb0 wrote
If you look it up on Twitter, you can see a side-by-side of his outfit from last night and an old picture of Tupac. That’s Benzema’s favorite rapper, so he copied an outfit Tupac wore. Tupac was also wearing glasses.
fikis t1_isuo0dn wrote
I thought EXACTLY the same thing.
PATTpete t1_isuoxxn wrote
Great minds something something.
Aymerico_LaPuerta t1_isutoz0 wrote
Guilty of conspiring though not blackmailing himself. He was the mediator between both parties. At the time, Benzema made more money every 20 minutes than the ransom that was asked. He couldn’t have cared less about taking Valbuenas money and was not behind the plan to blackmail him at all. Important nuance when you accuse someone of “deciding to blackmail you”.
If you’re going to make judgements on someone you don’t personally, at least make the effort of including the relevant context
Cosoman t1_isuv9l0 wrote
Also he was like 19-20 at that time
lfzn t1_isuvo5s wrote
besserwisser
MidnightSun77 t1_isuw5m9 wrote
Benzema looks like a refined Post Malone in the bottom epic
FinancialProgress t1_isuxwdl wrote
Post Malone cleaned up I see
kobi29062 t1_isv0eaw wrote
You must have a hell of a lot of money about you
Baumschmuser123 t1_isv3nn7 wrote
He was also not easy to work with.
FindingNewSelf t1_isv4bjq wrote
The hairline glo up
ShinStew t1_isv4yyb wrote
Happens with a lot of players at major tournaments they look the real deal, but they aren't. Football economists actually recommend not buying players who stood out at international finals unless they were already a known quantity, James was good but never elite, he has always lacked consistency.
RamboPeng t1_isv69pb wrote
They chopped his dick off la
Idkawesome t1_isv72rc wrote
Yeah in a game, that's called sportsmanship
smunozmo t1_isv92zt wrote
Too much party
thedudeabides412 t1_isva6pn wrote
Post Malone sans tattoos??
Drblackcobra t1_isve1u7 wrote
Nice post!
akonscousin t1_isvgay7 wrote
I’m motivated to have my hair creep over into other panels of the meme. I’m PUMPED!
its_justme t1_isviurl wrote
Dude in the back perfected the Smash bros post match clap
karlverkade t1_isvmw73 wrote
He was also slooooooowwww, so adapting was doubly difficult for him. Other CAM’s could make it work, but he was basically a slow 6 trying to play 10 in an increasingly speedy game. It was maddening to watch him run…like, he was incredibly fit so your brain just expected him to get to the place faster and he just didn’t. Not to mention that he never learned to use his right foot for anything other than standing, and that means that a slow, one-footed attacking mid basically has to be perfect skill-wise. Any tiny little slump was extremely noticeable because he had no speed (or right foot) to fall back on.
Rajili t1_isvsfsb wrote
Thank you! How frequently are these awards given? Are they based on stats or do people vote on it?
throwawaysomeway t1_isvsroh wrote
jeesprr t1_isvvr9n wrote
once a year, its decided via a vote by journalists from each of the top 100 nations (based on fifa rankings)
SodiumBoy7 t1_isvwlpm wrote
Benzema look like a 15 th century poet
Rybentor t1_isvzwdh wrote
Good explanation, but maybe it would be better to not use abbreviations or nicknames when it's implied that someone doesn't know anything about the subject
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Projeffboy t1_isw139a wrote
Real Madrid is a graveyard for pure attacking midfielders
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lonelyfool7 t1_isw5lse wrote
Zidane was just a fan. He really wanted Isco to work. I think he always had Isco over Bale as well for preference.
terror_jr t1_isw6vam wrote
“Congratulations”
king_oscars_island t1_isw9pvd wrote
I knew he was an actor but had no idea Shia Labeouf was a footballer
Bishan_cfc OP t1_isw9rx5 wrote
Glad it helped
QuantumQaos t1_iswbfxi wrote
Post Malone really cleans up well.
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mylivegamertags t1_iswksjz wrote
BEAST! Single handed won them games. Insane, when the bag was closed, this MF’ing cat jumped out, like: SURPRISE MF’ers
xaeru t1_iswrr3g wrote
Just to put it out there, BallonD’or means Golden Ball.
monkey36937 t1_iswzcsx wrote
He is a criminal, he out cause the the French President and CEO of real Madrid have paid of the law to him out of jail.
sbprasad t1_isx4m76 wrote
Exactly, CR7 = Cristiano Ronaldo (whose jersey number is 7), if anyone here didn’t know.
Bishan_cfc OP t1_isxt59d wrote
Glad it helped
IrnBroski t1_isy4gwl wrote
IrnBroski t1_isy4lc0 wrote
Tbf he was always kinda classy, just had to play feeder for Ronaldo for most of his peak years
soboi12345 t1_isyvf0z wrote
Ya true. But still he is a great number 9.
Imo BD'or is complete bollocks. Imo both courtois and lewa were awesome but they didnt get the award. Courtois was so good for RM!
Razza t1_issj0w7 wrote
I don’t know if Benzema is a real beacon of good character.