Submitted by mantasmark t3_zzuhay in GetMotivated
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mediumokra t1_j2dthxg wrote
Though at some point in the past.... Somewhere, my ancestor is the same as your ancestor.
WhimsicalWyvern t1_j2e001g wrote
True for literally all forms of life!
TheDieselTastesFire t1_j2e8v3k wrote
So what you're saying is.. I'm a fish?
WhimsicalWyvern t1_j2ec4co wrote
No, I'm saying you're cousins with a fish... several million times removed. (don't quote me on that number)
Phenotyx t1_j2eu688 wrote
A gay fish
You like fishstdicks
braveabandon t1_j2fk0oq wrote
I wish id seen this joke in an aquaman convo
DrSWil70 t1_j2f96xe wrote
It even has a name: "pedigree collapse". Especially high within european royal families.
road2dawn26 t1_j2dryt2 wrote
ew
WhimsicalWyvern t1_j2dsd2p wrote
Once you're a couple generations back, the risk of inbreeding is pretty minimal. Unless your village is extremely small and insular, or you're European nobility, you're fine.
road2dawn26 t1_j2dsige wrote
yeah I getcha, the pool of available humans only gets smaller as you go further back, I just couldn't pass up a good one word comment Lol
WhimsicalWyvern t1_j2dsm7x wrote
Fair enough!
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2dzgft wrote
After generations the number of ancestors you should have vastly exceeds the number of humans who have ever lived. Therefore the math of your ancestry proves a significant proportion of incest.
That's practically permission.
Zentavius t1_j2efogk wrote
Even the bible can't escape the fact there was a ton of incest initially.
ThatNorCalGaymer t1_j2eact3 wrote
So much work for so little payoff
willieoshady t1_j2ezvty wrote
Alabama is a pinnacle of efficiency
nospamkhanman t1_j2fnss9 wrote
Isn't it 4096?
cookerg t1_j2dzcv1 wrote
It's probably less than that due to consanguinity.
Bloodydunno t1_j2f4vrc wrote
No pressure
AssPuncher9000 t1_j2e0wtb wrote
Also, it's not like you have ownership over these peoples suffering exclusively. There's many other thousands of people that are also their direct descendants too
Fighter8811 t1_j2eb4uc wrote
...How much harder it was for each previous generation to walk to school.
JacobRAllen t1_j2eo51j wrote
Back in my day I had to RP walk, backwards, without auto run, with 300ms
boudikit t1_j2f0i3r wrote
And it all stops with me ^^
Too much effort for such a dysfunctional result haha.
Sandwich-next-2114 t1_j2dylga wrote
I kinda needed this
wiinds0fchange t1_j2fjv0z wrote
birth control, imma end the lineage.
Ethario t1_j2frds8 wrote
The line ends here.
pckldpr t1_j2f5hmv wrote
5 minutes of entertainment and are you sure who you were told is you relative actually is?
My wife's great grand father created 3 families, and my mother was fucking 3 men when I was created.
picklesock420 t1_j2fepqv wrote
And all end here because I cannot find girlfriend! My rizz is non existant
TeddyPerkins95 t1_j2fqe4j wrote
Noice
Rockglen t1_j2fs9i3 wrote
Freaking inflation.
the_power_of_a_prune t1_j2ean4b wrote
A good message for my New years Eve.
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Pretend-Chipmunk9702 t1_j2ee9b7 wrote
YeeHaw! We're all family here!
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karma_the_sequel t1_j2eqay0 wrote
True of every person who ever lived.
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WhimsicalWyvern t1_j2dqekc wrote
Most people probably do not have 2048 ninth great grandparents. If you've come from a small village where your family has been for a long time... you're probably not even close.