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GenPhallus t1_j2ypoty wrote

SpongeBob owns a house while working in fast food as a fry cook and has rode The Hasselhoff, these are entirely unrealistic standards to hold ourselves to

Don't take me too seriously, I'm overanalyzing a SpongeBob meme

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Pudding_Hero t1_j2zgl6a wrote

He got the house for free after it fell off a human’s ship

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The_Ghost_Dragon t1_j2zje24 wrote

And then it was sucked into oblivion by nematodes, and another one grew in its place.

Bikini Bottom must have some hella good water.

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SkyNightZ t1_j31p9zg wrote

Damn, my brain just remembered the relief kid me felt when it came back.

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randomsharklaser t1_j30d25k wrote

It isn't a great location either, to be fair.

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SkyNightZ t1_j31pfaq wrote

It's within walking range to his best friend, his 'boating' school and his work place.

In fact, Bikini Bottom seems to be unreliant on cars as identified by the huge lack of car parking spaces.

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some_clickhead t1_j2zzwbp wrote

His house is just a pineapple though, you can buy one for less than 5$.

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HighLevelJerk t1_j30socx wrote

> you can buy one for less that 5$

In the middle of the sea? Good luck with that

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TotallynottheCCP t1_j30k7dt wrote

Don't forget the whole "riding rocks around as transportation" thing...

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Kwintin01 t1_j312gzq wrote

To be fair he's the only fry cook of the most successful restaurant in Bikini Bottom, that's gotta come with some benefits.

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WestMail8411 t1_j31336w wrote

>SpongeBob owns a house while working in fast food as a fry cook and has rode The Hasselhoff, these are entirely unrealistic standards to hold ourselves to
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>Don't take me too seriously, I'm overanalyzing a SpongeBob meme

although it's weird, but I wanna say you're so cute lol

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