Submitted by matronlyexmoor579 t3_103ddsx in GetMotivated
GenPhallus t1_j2ypoty wrote
SpongeBob owns a house while working in fast food as a fry cook and has rode The Hasselhoff, these are entirely unrealistic standards to hold ourselves to
Don't take me too seriously, I'm overanalyzing a SpongeBob meme
Pudding_Hero t1_j2zgl6a wrote
He got the house for free after it fell off a human’s ship
The_Ghost_Dragon t1_j2zje24 wrote
And then it was sucked into oblivion by nematodes, and another one grew in its place.
Bikini Bottom must have some hella good water.
TotallynottheCCP t1_j30k9ks wrote
It's local water lol
SkyNightZ t1_j31p9zg wrote
Damn, my brain just remembered the relief kid me felt when it came back.
randomsharklaser t1_j30d25k wrote
It isn't a great location either, to be fair.
SkyNightZ t1_j31pfaq wrote
It's within walking range to his best friend, his 'boating' school and his work place.
In fact, Bikini Bottom seems to be unreliant on cars as identified by the huge lack of car parking spaces.
Pudding_Hero t1_j3acvkj wrote
Small town vibes
SkyNightZ t1_j31p6wp wrote
Squatters right
some_clickhead t1_j2zzwbp wrote
His house is just a pineapple though, you can buy one for less than 5$.
TotallynottheCCP t1_j30kby4 wrote
Ya but what's the dollar-to-deblume (spelling?) ratio?
HandsOnGeek t1_j30zooa wrote
A genuine Spanish Doubloon is over six grams of gold, so probably quite a lot.
TotallynottheCCP t1_j31laie wrote
Thank you lol I knew I was misspelling it.
HighLevelJerk t1_j30socx wrote
> you can buy one for less that 5$
In the middle of the sea? Good luck with that
TotallynottheCCP t1_j30k7dt wrote
Don't forget the whole "riding rocks around as transportation" thing...
Kwintin01 t1_j312gzq wrote
To be fair he's the only fry cook of the most successful restaurant in Bikini Bottom, that's gotta come with some benefits.
WestMail8411 t1_j31336w wrote
>SpongeBob owns a house while working in fast food as a fry cook and has rode The Hasselhoff, these are entirely unrealistic standards to hold ourselves to
>
>Don't take me too seriously, I'm overanalyzing a SpongeBob meme
although it's weird, but I wanna say you're so cute lol
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments