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SometimesStable t1_jea3h6v wrote

Don’t let her push you around like that.

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B-WesT84 t1_jeap9ri wrote

I think this might be the best comment i've ever read.

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Much_Review_804 t1_jee0nh9 wrote

Yea he should get out of the trolley and walk like a grown ass man lol

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Waitsfornoone t1_jea61xq wrote

Why do we feel a need to call people out for being lazy? It's not like they did anything.

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vanish32 t1_jebhdt7 wrote

The real joke is always in the comments

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1_Shanel t1_jecdi4o wrote

Seriously. I live for the comments

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Quiet-Doughnut2192 t1_jef8603 wrote

90% of the humor comes from the comments… I’m constantly astonished at the wit and delivery of the Reddit community. #highthumbsallaround

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raljax1 t1_jebhlg9 wrote

My wife would never call me lazy. She knows I'm not afraid of hard work. I can sit right next to it all day without being bothered in the least.

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Ben716 t1_jed26pl wrote

My wife accused me of being out of touch with reality.

I was so shocked, I nearly fell off my unicorn.

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Cattalion t1_jedscip wrote

OK. I think this is my new favourite joke. I thank you sincerely for bringing this to my attention.

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robitj11 t1_jeafpu5 wrote

In the Southeastern US, it's called a buggy. Sorry, that was bugging me.

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SqueakMachine t1_jean0c7 wrote

What like a shopping cart is called a buggy? My dad is from north of England and calls my kid’s pushchair (which we call buggy) a trolley which I’ve never understood

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robitj11 t1_jeb9bcd wrote

Yes, in the Southern US, a shopping cart is a buggy. I grew up in New York and we just called them carts.

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dre235 t1_jec9y69 wrote

Born and raised in the south... Only ever called them carts.

Am I a New Yorker?

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Hellefiedboy t1_jecgkeb wrote

I was born and raised in Canada, and we call them carts, sometimes shopping carts.

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LittleSociety5047 t1_jeewbzf wrote

Shopping Carts in Canada. But we are aware of countries outside our own so we are not confused if someone uses “buggy” or “trolley”

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berkyl_ t1_jeedclb wrote

Born and raised in Switzerland and we call them Einkaufswagen

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Hellefiedboy t1_jeen1yt wrote

Shush with your Einkaufswagen ( I think that means something about vehicle). What does it mean, though?

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berkyl_ t1_jeengxq wrote

It means shopping cart/trolley, sorry that translation isn‘t that spectacular

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Hellefiedboy t1_jeep4gi wrote

It's a fine translation, I just know the word "wagen" is normally something to do with vehicle, so it's fine idk I lost my train of thought.

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berkyl_ t1_jeeprgo wrote

„Wagen“ is slur for car, yes. Otherwise it‘s „Auto“ (short for „Automobil“)

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Hellefiedboy t1_jeeqis6 wrote

Calling cars a slur is not something I thought I would ever be able to do in my lifetime.

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berkyl_ t1_jeexn9v wrote

Maybe I spelled it wrong, what I meant is: „Wagen“ is disparaging for „car“.

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Hellefiedboy t1_jef077s wrote

It's pretty much the same thing as a slur, in english, that is.

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Alswel t1_jed6oou wrote

Yeah what in the living fuck am I reading I feel like I'm going crazy I've never heard any term other than cart

Lived in TX most of my life now I'm in TN which is just like Northern Southern US

A buggy is like a dune buggy, and a trolly is a monorail or something maybe?

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ARobertNotABob t1_jeavz3e wrote

I've heard "tot-trolley" before, but not as a "real word" in a dialect/region, more in a "bra = over-shoulder-boulder-holder" vein.

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doughboy1001 t1_jebnwis wrote

I thought trolley was a British or maybe Australian term. I know Peppa Pig says trolley.

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E420CDI t1_jeci7bt wrote

He's bagsied it for when he gets trollied

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Ben716 t1_jed2cw8 wrote

Here in Denmark it's an inkøbsvogn

In shopping wagon- directly translated

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SnooLentils3803 t1_jecsfeu wrote

"A shopping cart (American English), trolley (British English, Australian English), or buggy (Southern American English, Appalachian English), also known by a variety of other names, is a wheeled cart supplied by a shop or store." From https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart I call it "Buggy," but I'm from Oklahoma...where the shopping cart was invented. 😁

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SionGest OP t1_jebq9nj wrote

Never heard that before. Forgive my Englishness 😀

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GleemonexForPets t1_jedy6pe wrote

I've only ever heard it referred to as a shopping cart. Was wondering how trains entered into it
Regardless, your country has given us William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, the Beatles and Olivia Colman. You need no forgiveness.

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AdventurousString719 t1_jebwnjl wrote

"If you've asked me to do something, just know that it will be done. You don't have to keep reminding me every 6 months!!"

  • Lazy husband
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cubbieco t1_jecd8bj wrote

I hate fake nsfw comments just so we have to click into the stupid article to read the punchline.

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southpaw1235 t1_jecegdl wrote

Wow just because you asked her to feed you grapes go figure

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ruslus86 t1_jebr3oc wrote

And that's how I divorced your mom for always being there for her.

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rascible t1_jebsix9 wrote

My wife says that all the time. Spoiler, I am a lazy bastard.

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xYouAgainx t1_jec2a2f wrote

I'm rolling with 'electric cart' instead of trolley. But take my upvote.

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mbryant869 t1_jec7d4h wrote

Why would you call a grocery cart a trolley? Trolleys carry people. A cart can carry anything. A buggy is southern slang but what we called it in Mississippi. Which is not accurate at all. But trolley is dumb. So is calling a truck a lorry. Wtf?

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za_jx t1_jedbjne wrote

Well the British kinda invented English so...

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CantReadDuneRunes t1_jedcaad wrote

Why the fuck would you assume the rest of the World is just like America? An how do you fuck up a language so badly by simply moving across the Atlantic Ocean?

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HandsOnGeek t1_jedky4f wrote

Why would you assume that the rest of the world is just like England?

America tends to speak English the way that it was invented. Instead of fucking it up without even the excuse of moving across the Atlantic Ocean.

Seriously. American English tends to use Georgian or even pre-Georgian vocabulary instead of adopting the latest fashionable Victorian or Edwardian terminology.

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Defdave t1_jed3pvn wrote

This immediately made me think of The Jerky Boys' Lawnmower Salesman prank call:
"You is a lazy bastard, ain't you? You're just lookin' to get out the easy way. Well, I got them pushin' kinds." Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBx0W8nEksQ

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[deleted] t1_jedjdgu wrote

I’d have walked out of the store and left her to shop alone. There’s no way I’d ever accept that behaviour. Oh, my payment cards would have gone with me lol.

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Bluebladexd t1_jedjj1f wrote

It reminds me of another joke A husband and wife are shopping in their local grocery store. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.

"Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife.

They carry on with their shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

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Glad4231 t1_jedjrb5 wrote

lol She could be talking about someone else

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Sedrjqla t1_jedo0mo wrote

Lol, what the, idk, just made me laugh out loud for awhile…

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Elegant_Spot_3486 t1_jedoycx wrote

I’ve never seen a trolley in a supermarket. The thought of it didn’t seem funny.

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2geeks t1_jedp6xb wrote

I didn’t ever get fox but I was offered a job as an apprentice miniatures-builder on the show, back in the mid-late 00’s (for what would have been “Back To Earth”. Unfortunately, due to declining health (I’m now completely housebound and have cognitive issues, meaning I can’t work very often at all), I had to turn down the role.

I know it’s not the same. I’ve just always been quite proud that they offered me work on one of my favourite shows and I figured it sort of fit.

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tbone2791 t1_jedpwuk wrote

Am I the only one that heard the wife’s voice in a deep Gaelic accent ??

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Nikki_Blonde t1_jedqaku wrote

When she doesn't find the pack of chips that she had been dying to buy this week.

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shane94116 t1_jeds4x3 wrote

Did you say, “Takes one to know one and that’s why we are match made it heaven?”

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margarittequila t1_jedwrqg wrote

Yes shame on you! Riding the trolley while she pushes ??? Hahahaha yes you are such a lazyb

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Dunners181 t1_jeebo07 wrote

Some would say he is special

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Big-End-9824 t1_jefvk6g wrote

I went to the supermarket for my lunch and got a sandwich and a packet of crisps. The young girl at the checkout said:”would you like to go for a drink”? I was so shocked I said: “young lady I’m old enough to be your father “. She said: “the drink is part of the meal deal”.

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CoinedIn2020 t1_jefwiut wrote

A lot of women seem to be having Karen moments.

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Wiseowl_1-1 t1_jeg93dl wrote

Somehow men became more stupid than before. The least thing you can do ask yourself why did she do that why r you asking us

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Brygg69 t1_jegebzs wrote

I’m tired of people pushing you around like that. You should really stand up for yourself.

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Mnemotronic t1_jedgcxc wrote

But at least I know how you get that red grid pattern on your fat ass.

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bruh_bruhington t1_jec9s17 wrote

I’m only 20 and I don’t have a wife so I don’t have a say in this but I would of tripped her grabbed her arm before she fell and slammed her on the ground in the frozen food isle and say “call that lazy?”

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