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Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
Worst. Dentist. Ever.
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Reply to mobile church? by balsaaaq
The Church of Our Lady Chrystal Methamphetamin
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Reply to comment by thechampaignlife in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
She likes Barbie and Ken more..
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Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
My wife says that all the time. Spoiler, I am a lazy bastard.
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Reply to comment by captcraigaroo in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
That's what she said..
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Reply to comment by gundamtandem in From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel by RibaldPancake
That got a rise outa me...
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Reply to comment by RevElliotSpenser in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Thalidomide wings..
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Reply to comment by Repulsive-Arugula-38 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
"Take my wife.... Please!"
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Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Thief: "Your money or your wife" Henry Youngman "I'm thinking it over..."
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Reply to comment by CFCYYZ in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Foreskin half off!
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Reply to comment by NasallyHost in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
They had received an anonymous tip..
rascible t1_jdhyrpf wrote
Don't get all snippy
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Reply to comment by iron_vet in They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. by -WontLoversRevoltNow
Not Kool dude...
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Reply to comment by Kixtay in What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be.
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Reply to comment by crispilly in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Its cause his daddy needed a way to guilt trip billions of gullibles!
Daddy is omnipotent, so the whole deal was easily avoidable...
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Reply to Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
Me to my Doctor: "How's it going?" Doctor: "I had 4 cases of VD this week. I'm better now..."
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The California Department of Transportation
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Reply to comment by Reasonable_Cover_804 in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
Fighting all who rob and plunder
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Reply to comment by Reasonable_Cover_804 in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
When in this world the headlines read Of those whose hearts are filled with greed To right this wrong with blinding speed call UNDERDOG!!
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Reply to comment by lbell1703 in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
When criminals in the world appear To break the laws that they should fear And frighten all who see and hear The cry goes up both far and near
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Reply to comment by Joealb123 in Haavisto: Finland has patience to wait for Nato membership — with Sweden. by parandroidfinn
Quite the Jr. High drama Queen...
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Have a seat, I'll have the waiter push your stool in.
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Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Community cervix..
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Reply to My girlfriend keeps making fun of me because I’m French. by Frites_Sauce_Fromage
What has 2 forward gears and 5 reverse gears?
French battle tank