Submitted by KarmicComic12334 t3_12615fi in Jokes
The bill would be astronomical.
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yongrii t1_je729o1 wrote
They were afraid to be accused of quackery
TommyBoy825 t1_je753iq wrote
They had no grapes.
wrongjokesgets t1_je9klqp wrote
Waddle waddle.
lancesrage t1_je70g9t wrote
Space duck, so majestic.
Stehum_Brethilben t1_je82kgc wrote
TFS?
lancesrage t1_je8ouqj wrote
Yes.
Odinson-1981 t1_je87ik4 wrote
It’s nothing like the majestic Canadian Goose, and if you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 t1_je74rfn wrote
That’s ducked up.
ConsistentEffort5190 t1_je77s37 wrote
Witches weigh the same and they’re much more versatile.
G_D_Ironside t1_je7cx8w wrote
Well, the duck was qualified. After all, he knew the Drake equation.
Amberdeluxe t1_je7x3al wrote
The higher they send him, the harder it is to get down
Agnosticfrontbum t1_je8hw05 wrote
Eider that or he'd crisp up on re entry
Ratbu t1_je8o86d wrote
Please, Duck Dodgers exists
Appropriate_Olive_19 t1_je99x20 wrote
Yeah, but only in the 24th and a half century. 😓
KermitMadMan t1_je70vyr wrote
that idea is just Quackers
Comfortable-Pop9581 t1_je7de04 wrote
laughter will be delivered in 3-4 working days
thisismyusername5410 t1_je7jwzh wrote
NASA didn’t send ducks, they sent monkeys. Don’t remember if it was NASA, but at some points flies and mice were sent as well. And of course the Soviets sent dogs.
VeritosCogitos t1_je7kf9k wrote
They couldn’t find a duck named Howard?
DomeAcolyte42 t1_je9pd4r wrote
Because ducks don't have the mental capacity or appendages needed to fly spaceships.
satsumanightmare t1_je7kv5v wrote
The Russians used to send dogs into space but had to stop. The dogs were afraid of the vacuum.