VeritosCogitos
VeritosCogitos t1_jefm1il wrote
Reply to comment by Dependent_Comfort_93 in There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho
You lost me on this one
VeritosCogitos t1_jeff6zn wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
If the earth is flat isn’t it the day everywhere
VeritosCogitos t1_je7kf9k wrote
They couldn’t find a duck named Howard?
VeritosCogitos t1_jd0q8x3 wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the house work done.
VeritosCogitos t1_ja93whc wrote
Reply to comment by Ahshalon_Tenisk in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
Did you configure your ufw?
VeritosCogitos t1_ja4qg9k wrote
Reply to comment by HybridTheoryY2K in Did you RVSP your invite to the Procrastinators Club? by rainbowarriorhere
My head put them in order, I missed the typo in the original joke.
VeritosCogitos t1_ja4lzqx wrote
Reply to comment by krstphr in Did you RVSP your invite to the Procrastinators Club? by rainbowarriorhere
Répondez s'il vous plaît - French for please reply
VeritosCogitos t1_ja43zzc wrote
Gravity always brings down
VeritosCogitos t1_ja0oixk wrote
Reply to comment by warren_728 in A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
Not on my watch ;)
VeritosCogitos t1_j60squf wrote
They don’t stack up
VeritosCogitos t1_j48gv3n wrote
Reply to Please, help me identify a joke! by Aelirenn
I can’t help you as I’m not a comedian.
VeritosCogitos t1_iuew2bf wrote
I remember my Grandpa’s final words, “stop shaking the ladder you little shit”
VeritosCogitos t1_iubxtc3 wrote
Jeffery Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it was a restaurant.
VeritosCogitos t1_iu9m8wh wrote
Reply to A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Hey I have sex daily… shit I mean dyslexia!
VeritosCogitos t1_jefvozv wrote
Reply to comment by Hattix in Why are all exorcists alcoholics? by JageST3R
Waa waaa