Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments

TooShiftyForYou t1_je9curb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:13 AM

I asked my girlfriend if she thought I was too insecure.

She clicked the handcuffs a little tighter and said, "There, that's better."

bigwolf29 t1_je9dx6f wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:24 AM

Kinky.

So-CalGaming t1_jec2upf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:39 PM

Not as kinky as running bulls through the Vatican

tjbill144 t1_jedi3q3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:47 AM

It's HEADLY!

Hey boys! Look what I found!

"Where all the white women at!?!"

MUH HAHAHA

RakeishSPV t1_jecu909 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:02 AM

As she watched the car sink under the waves she thought to herself, "finally, I can have some peace."

[deleted] t1_je9t71p wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:39 PM

[deleted]

deadbeef1a4 t1_jeafbc6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:15 PM

Bruh on the scale of kink, handcuffs barely register

thechampaignlife t1_je9nqm5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:56 PM

Ma'am, this is a jail and I am the arresting officer.

DresdenPI t1_jeagma5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:24 PM

Then we should get married! If we're married, legally you can't arrest me. Plus, bonus, you get half the stuff I stole.

lokregarlogull t1_je9lcq2 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:36 PM

Eyyy

LeManFranz t1_jed8l6t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:05 AM

hehe good one