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thechampaignlife t1_je9nqm5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:56 PM

Ma'am, this is a jail and I am the arresting officer.

DresdenPI t1_jeagma5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:24 PM

Then we should get married! If we're married, legally you can't arrest me. Plus, bonus, you get half the stuff I stole.