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Irate_Alligate1 t1_jee9vad wrote

Why are the comments talking about an alligator?

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Waitsfornoone t1_jeea6r5 wrote

Because the first three were by Karma Fishing Bots, all of which are obviously defective.

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Irate_Alligate1 t1_jeeaiox wrote

Makes sense as I've seen this joke before with an alligator.

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NDodma01 t1_jeej018 wrote

Did the alligator you saw it with find the joke funny too?

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EternallyImature t1_jeez2ye wrote

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer... and a mop.

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mycombover t1_jeer53c wrote

I’ve heard this joke, but with a gorilla instead of a pit bull.

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Aberdolf-Linkler t1_jeftlqu wrote

The joke has a big dog so that the punchline can be, "Okay, now where's that bitch with a sore tooth?!" but OP seems to have sanitized the joke for reposting.

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jonfitt t1_jefdazu wrote

Ah, good old #436

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ajay_negi t1_jeevbcv wrote

Sorry, didn't quite get this. What actually happened there lol?

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Dave_the_Jew t1_jeewewn wrote

Being so drunk, the man mixed up the last two tasks. He was supposed to give the woman upstairs an orgasm and take out the dogs tooth. But he comes back from seeing the dog and asks "now wheres the woman with the sore tooth"

Implying he gave the dog an orgasm.

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pcbeard t1_jefiqz3 wrote

Nothing, actually. ‘‘Twas merely a joke.

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eldritch_cleaver t1_jefqlop wrote

You can tell how hard times are by the decreasing amount of money in the jar every time this joke and its variants are posted.

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mississauga145 t1_jefne51 wrote

for $50?

That won't even cover the cost of the Tequila.

Inflation, not deflation,

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-i_like_trees- t1_jefv4yo wrote

this joke has been reposted so many times

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There should be a ban on reposts tbh

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badenz t1_jeex1ae wrote

Version of this in a David Gemmell book I just read.

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