Being so drunk, the man mixed up the last two tasks. He was supposed to give the woman upstairs an orgasm and take out the dogs tooth. But he comes back from seeing the dog and asks "now wheres the woman with the sore tooth"

Implying he gave the dog an orgasm.

badenz t1_jeex1ae wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:51 PM

#2,532,451

Version of this in a David Gemmell book I just read.

EternallyImature t1_jeez2ye wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:04 PM

#2,533,190

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer... and a mop.

annienette1964 t1_jefb6c6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:23 PM

#2,537,112

I like it 😂

[deleted] t1_jefcpvg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:33 PM

#2,537,579

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jonfitt t1_jefdazu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:36 PM

#2,537,780

Ah, good old #436

Warboss_Squee t1_jeffgct wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:50 PM

#2,538,414

Replying to NDodma01 (#2,527,606)

Gator was pretty cold about it.

pcbeard t1_jefiqz3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:12 PM

#2,539,433

Replying to ajay_negi (#2,531,858)

Nothing, actually. ‘‘Twas merely a joke.

Raina_Tasnia_Zaman t1_jefjxx0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:20 PM

#2,539,800

Never let them know your next move

mississauga145 t1_jefne51 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:42 PM

#2,540,879

for $50?

That won't even cover the cost of the Tequila.

Inflation, not deflation,

TheDeStRoYeR_373 t1_jefocm3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:49 PM

#2,541,167

Haha lmao. Did not expect that to go that way

eldritch_cleaver t1_jefqlop wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:03 PM

#2,541,852

You can tell how hard times are by the decreasing amount of money in the jar every time this joke and its variants are posted.

Pasta_Catt t1_jeft0ji wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:19 PM

#2,542,635

Wrong order my guy

Aberdolf-Linkler t1_jeftlqu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:23 PM

#2,542,812

Replying to mycombover (#2,530,354)

The joke has a big dog so that the punchline can be, "Okay, now where's that bitch with a sore tooth?!" but OP seems to have sanitized the joke for reposting.

-i_like_trees- t1_jefv4yo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM

#2,543,271

this joke has been reposted so many times

There should be a ban on reposts tbh

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer

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