NDodma01
NDodma01 t1_jebryvq wrote
You get sent to England
NDodma01 t1_je7z23m wrote
Reply to A boiled egg in the morning... by TheBronsXX
There are better things to beat in the morning
NDodma01 t1_je7xqpy wrote
NDodma01 t1_je7wk4y wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
Oh you cadmium
NDodma01 t1_je6toux wrote
Reply to Dentist arrested for dealing drugs! by [deleted]
So, the tooth comes out about her
NDodma01 t1_jdzqxd5 wrote
Reply to comment by PaulieGreen in New Scottish First Minister just promised to renew negotiations for independence by 2xE
Don’t worry. I don’t really hate the English! It was an overstatement said for effect.
NDodma01 t1_jdy0zu1 wrote
I met the President of Glasgow University and told him the Scots I knew all wanted independence - not the devolved Edinburg government he got his knighthood for. He said. “Ach noo It’s a throwaway vote (no joke). I asked him if he’d every seen Braveheart. He said he hadn’t. I said after watching it I hated the English. And I’m English.
NDodma01 t1_jdwlmd4 wrote
Reply to comment by Spocks-Nephew in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Takes a bow
NDodma01 t1_jdtfsz3 wrote
Reply to An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Sony Bonobo and Cher
NDodma01 t1_jdmxw0e wrote
Reply to comment by sw1ft in What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
Circle then said … but you represent change also
NDodma01 t1_jdjh1hk wrote
I once saw a dog that was in bread.
NDodma01 t1_jddq4yd wrote
Reply to What did 50-cent do when he was hungry? by sketchbreaker
Spent himself on Macfries
NDodma01 t1_jddpzvh wrote
Because they were going to apprehend a criminal in the grand mall
NDodma01 t1_jddpqqj wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Pee of the Tiger stinks
NDodma01 t1_jczx58f wrote
What’s the difference between a street vendor and a well hung Dachshund? The street vendor balls out his wares on the road ….
NDodma01 t1_jczwf4n wrote
Reply to Names for different types of Golf shots. by Matelot67
Brazilian - shaved the edge
NDodma01 t1_jaa03kz wrote
Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
Sounds more like beaver
NDodma01 t1_ja9wqn7 wrote
Reply to comment by weloveplants in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
She sure looks like a horse - maybe hungry too
NDodma01 t1_ja9dj5o wrote
Orchitis?
NDodma01 t1_ja9d4p6 wrote
Let me noodle on that for a bit
NDodma01 t1_ja9cwdr wrote
I think it was a premonition with him singing about MTG
NDodma01 t1_ja7ta84 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
… Iris’s are peepo but what’s that to you (we all enjoy a flash of bloomers)
NDodma01 t1_ja4ij5q wrote
That’s heavy man
NDodma01 t1_jeej018 wrote
Reply to comment by Irate_Alligate1 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Did the alligator you saw it with find the joke funny too?