Submitted by masterbrand44 t3_120j6d1 in Jokes
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Submitted by masterbrand44 t3_120j6d1 in Jokes
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Happy cake day
Thank you!!
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!!
The title was the tip- off! HCD
I did not see that coming.
I just experienced reflexive shrinkage.
It can shrink?
Oooh yeah. Especially when you don’t want it to.
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things
Well I don't know how to walk any other way
Neither did Jerry or George.
Ah. Now I get the reference. Thank you
I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
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This joke is so dark a cop probably shot it
Cut rate
A scissors
An inexpensive circumcision is cut-rate, like 50% off.
Foreskin half off!
Great Clips
Just take a little off the top.
Don't get all snippy
It's a snip at any price.
Chopped meat
The doctor sure got the tip
5% off the top?
Can’t we all just pee-nice
Am a woman and I felt some kind of pain from my genitalia. Is it weird? :)
Overused
Ouch
So I decided that I should get circumsized last week. I went to my doctor to ask what it would cost and when he told me all I could say was just "oh, that's too much..."
So instead I figured why not do a DIY job? So I went to my local hardware store and bought a nice little hand axe. I prepped an area in my workshop, pulled everything taut, and THWACK!
When I examined my handiwork, all I could say was "oh, that's too much..."
You poor poor americans, here it's free.
I thought ‘hack job’, which is also pretty good.
Maybe just a cheap cut of meat
me
Payneful_Prose t1_jdhxp08 wrote
The sound of men around the world grunting echoed in my head.