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RolloutTieDispenser t1_jduhexf wrote
Reply to comment by faithless_serene in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
"You know what they say about men that suck at darts. That's not all they suck at..."
RolloutTieDispenser OP t1_jdu1win wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Archimedes had his bath (buoyancy). Newton had his apple (gravity). Poincaré had his... by RolloutTieDispenser
The shear volume of hair would probably displace a great deal of water. And we all know what gravity does over time to things that hang.
Submitted by RolloutTieDispenser t3_12380h9 in Jokes
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jdr6tui wrote
Back in my day we lysed glucose and liked it. Eukaryotes these days have it too easy
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jdi9pwd wrote
Reply to comment by bluebird0713 in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Neither did Jerry or George.
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jdhoisi wrote
Reply to comment by Nephrelim in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jdhl0cp wrote
Reply to comment by refreshing_username in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
It can shrink?
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jcwafqp wrote
In Latvia, potato worth weight in gold, will pay your price
RolloutTieDispenser t1_ja6i9ml wrote
Reply to comment by missionbeach in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
And this offends you as a Jewish person?
RolloutTieDispenser t1_j9wewwy wrote
Reply to My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
That's really progressive compared to the outdated binary semen and sewomen system
RolloutTieDispenser t1_j9gfzyd wrote
Reply to comment by creedalBillion75 in A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece
Batty: Only fools are positive.
Zak: Are you sure?
Batty: I'm positive...
Batty: I fell for it! I should have known!
RolloutTieDispenser t1_j5v3e4k wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Maybe I'm getting whooshed, but what do you mean that you can't see inside of a baby/fetus with ultrasound (*echo)? They do ultrasounds on pregnant women all the time, especially around 20 weeks gestation when a typical detailed anatomy scan is done.
RolloutTieDispenser t1_j0x23zz wrote
Does Santa have to respect laws prohibiting cruel and unusual punishments?
RolloutTieDispenser t1_ject8ro wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
She was the inspiration for Archimedes phrase: "Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world"