"This isnt working out" I exclaimed!!!
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KermitMadMan t1_jdvqhch wrote
she was stretching the rules of her marriage
SuperSaiyanSkeletor t1_jdx7eei wrote
Real joke is always in the comments
ContributionGrand138 t1_jdyv16i wrote
Real comment is always in the joke
Sorcerious t1_jdwiclo wrote
Funnier than the joke itself.
er0gami2 t1_jdy1jo8 wrote
The real joke is always in the comments
thuanjinkee t1_jdyqkkc wrote
r/therealjoke
JustaRedditScroller t1_je02h57 wrote
At least she's keeping her back arched
AccordionORama t1_jdwbgrb wrote
She was having sex with a shoe ???
soupbox09 t1_jdyprcb wrote
Left or right one?
TheMogician t1_jdzact5 wrote
The wife might've gotten off the wrong foot here.
Specialist-Ad-8942 t1_jdw9oyv wrote
Excuse me, I think you are using the equipment incorrectly…
EduArt_Paper t1_jdwlhxx wrote
Looks like she's lifting more than just weights in the gym.
Beneficial-Badger-61 t1_jdxtsab wrote
I asked the wife " how come you never tell me when you orgasom"
Wife " want me to call you at work"
CommercialAd8439 t1_jdwkzrp wrote
The 3 minutes of rest between sets
Dunjon t1_jdxsovn wrote
Hope she had a good protein shake afterwards.
peter_the_martian t1_jdwvnuc wrote
My wife had sex with thirteen different pastry chefs.
She calls it the baker’s dozen.
peter-forward t1_jdx6p97 wrote
Did you wait for her to finish all her reps
willyolio t1_jdxdiin wrote
I misread the title and thought it said gym teacher
Thought that was weird for a high school kid to be married but then I remembered West Virginia exists
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_jdxur2a wrote
It didn’t say her brother the gym teacher.
fsjja1 t1_jdxwfh1 wrote
I like how someone with an admitted reading disability is mocking West Virginians.
testearsmint t1_jdxx3nn wrote
Hey, there's nothing illegal about people from Mississippi mocking people from West Virginia.
willyolio t1_jdy5f7l wrote
Hey, even dyslexia isn't a defense if you play the 13 or 31 game wrong.
BetterManLife t1_jdxcz56 wrote
She was getting her proteins
anally_ExpressUrself t1_jdy3nsq wrote
Now that's how you wave a towel!
10_2_and_4 t1_jdy8x74 wrote
Good old #68
Environmental-Dog461 t1_jdy58g8 wrote
And still she didn't lose any weight
MattheqAC t1_jdzdl25 wrote
Was she improving?
Beginning-Ebb-9942 t1_jdw9e2v wrote
George, I have to....but you?
hairybogwoppit t1_jdws7bx wrote
And she said, oh yes it is fucking working out
vr0202 t1_jdyawby wrote
The dumb belle thought I wouldn't find out.
teachlifelivelife t1_jdxwy7o wrote
I'd cumment all over this joke but someone beat me to it!
0ddSt0ff2nd t1_jdy7foe wrote
Repost
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Ok-Quantity-9811 t1_jdzs0sm wrote
As always, apparently, her gym trainer gets the job done. Take note.
sherriffflood t1_je0b3y6 wrote
When you feel the burn and aren’t anywhere near a gym
nehindthescenes t1_je23uuv wrote
Hey guy. I mean I have to, but you?
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Monksdrunk t1_jdxn8ht wrote
I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer.
I said " Sir!! please get your weiner out of my wife's vagina"
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J-Whalley t1_jdvso45 wrote
You tried
Super_gman t1_jdw6m63 wrote
And failed miserably.
RedIcarus1 t1_jdw6gnf wrote
“Marge!!!" I exclaimed!
WheeeeeThePeople t1_jdw7e9j wrote
It was just a game...the trainer was just playing HIDE THE PICKLE.
carrotsticks2 t1_jdwjcqh wrote
This level of "humor" is about what I'd expect from someone who wants to defund NPR and PBS.
What makes this funny to you? Is it funny because you used caps lock?
WheeeeeThePeople t1_jdwjk3k wrote
You aren't gonna cry are you?
Adagiopoke t1_jdvq728 wrote
It was her cheat day