MattheqAC

MattheqAC t1_jdzdl25 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:54 AM

Reply to I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull

Was she improving?

MattheqAC t1_j62xkq7 wrote on January 27, 2023 at 9:36 AM

Reply to How would you describe a bad joke about pancakes? by ScreechOwlLilith

Told by a tosser

MattheqAC t1_j283a4z wrote on December 30, 2022 at 9:00 AM

Reply to comment by unsiker in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt

Yeah, but you can forgive someone and still enforce healthy boundaries

MattheqAC t1_iy8gwn9 wrote on November 29, 2022 at 3:18 PM

Reply to comment by thikstik in I think I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre earlier today by Capt_methane

Didn't think it was that bad

MattheqAC t1_iy7jsqr wrote on November 29, 2022 at 9:30 AM

Reply to I think I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre earlier today by Capt_methane

I like the idea that you have named the foxes in your garden centre

MattheqAC t1_iui8139 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:07 PM

Reply to What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? by gravi-tea

Just an ordinary meringue

MattheqAC t1_iuco3kj wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:26 AM

Reply to What do you call a dinosaur with a sore leg ? by Glockinstock

Anything you want, he can't catch you.