Submitted by Outrageous-Permit165 t3_121ry3x in Jokes
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Submitted by Outrageous-Permit165 t3_121ry3x in Jokes
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The trick is in the landing I believe.
1 in 5 pilots never make it to the ground
That landed well.
What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where would they go?
Water, there is more water on earth then ground.
They go to the heaven
I guess they miss the joke-uh, the ground
That is like the saying that all mushrooms are edible once.
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Sounds like they'd beat you.
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Kamikazes were pilots too……
What do you call a Muslim with a machine gun? . . .
Not a god damn thing.
a good twist on a classic joke
bravo
This joke crashed.
Here's an odd fact about pilots. Did you know in almost every case, the pilots are the first people on the scene of a plane crash?
Give it time. It’ll take off.
Trouble brewing
911
Yeah! A frickan pilot!
I don't know what kind of a plane a frickan is?
I was going to say Captain
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Ok, not really a joke but you had a go
Muslim isn't a race.
But Muslim isn't a race, you punk.
Potential terrorist attack?
PTA meetings just got a lot more interesting!
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He's saying Muslims are the bomb
Word
No I said he was the pilot?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdn4w8l wrote
Everybody can be a pilot once