Submitted by Outrageous-Permit165 t3_121ry3x in Jokes
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Outrageous-Permit165 OP t1_jdn430c wrote
No I said he was the pilot?
zimonr6 t1_jdn4cm5 wrote
Yeah! A frickan pilot!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jdn4w8l wrote
Everybody can be a pilot once
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Outrageous-Permit165 OP t1_jdn5qxg wrote
Sounds like they'd beat you.
Outrageous-Permit165 OP t1_jdn5tpl wrote
The trick is in the landing I believe.
Outrageous-Permit165 OP t1_jdn5wfq wrote
I don't know what kind of a plane a frickan is?
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vampiretrades t1_jdnk4us wrote
This joke crashed.
Lakeflyer1 t1_jdnkbdf wrote
Kamikazes were pilots too……
9boi t1_jdnkyct wrote
1 in 5 pilots never make it to the ground
9boi t1_jdnl1np wrote
He's saying Muslims are the bomb
Rass2112 t1_jdnlvwd wrote
That is like the saying that all mushrooms are edible once.
jamesn2607 t1_jdnm54d wrote
a good twist on a classic joke
bravo
SpiderSolve t1_jdnmltj wrote
What do you call a Muslim with a machine gun? . . .
Not a god damn thing.
AssociateAngry t1_jdnof5a wrote
Here's an odd fact about pilots. Did you know in almost every case, the pilots are the first people on the scene of a plane crash?
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jdnpxd9 wrote
Ok, not really a joke but you had a go
ConsiderationLate607 t1_jdnqv01 wrote
Potential terrorist attack?
Legionwolf5 t1_jdnqxfs wrote
That landed well.
23moonster t1_jdnr4h4 wrote
Nasty_Tricks69 t1_jdnr5ci wrote
What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where would they go?
it_Saul_Goodman- t1_jdnrjpz wrote
Muslim isn't a race.
Richard_Head34 t1_jdnryar wrote
Water, there is more water on earth then ground.
Sea_Hovercraft_7859 t1_jdnrzsb wrote
They go to the heaven
9boi t1_jdnsbt1 wrote
I guess they miss the joke-uh, the ground
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ItsOnlyaFewBucks t1_jdnt3i5 wrote
I was going to say Captain
fortesquieu t1_jdntnk6 wrote
But Muslim isn't a race, you punk.
Breokentech t1_jdnucmn wrote
Give it time. It’ll take off.
Own-Snow-4227 t1_jdnulc7 wrote
Trouble brewing
Underscore774 t1_jdnva5h wrote
911
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dp0074 t1_jdoqz4b wrote
PTA meetings just got a lot more interesting!
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