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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jeevr37 wrote
Reply to comment by Specific_Tap7296 in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
One word, Putin
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jeevjqx wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Your a year too late
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jebgexg wrote
Reply to Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
Joe Biden is king of the world. Mind you so was Jack, on the Titanic, didn’t that ship sink.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jdnpxd9 wrote
Ok, not really a joke but you had a go
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jde20su wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Shit of the tigers worse.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jde1x6b wrote
Reply to There has been much said and sung about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters? by LOHare
Rock had the eye of the tiger
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jae9qnd wrote
Reply to A man and his suicidal horse walk into a bar by CitCat0
I must admit the suicidal horse made me smile. Have a vote for that.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jabt29f wrote
Reply to I had to start hiding cereal in my clothes so that my siblings couldn’t eat all of it. by Harmful_Sadness
I tried that but ended up with shredded feet
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja8djdv wrote
Reply to comment by Superego13itch in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Yep, but take into account they have a chocolate barrier, so I agree, the dunk needs to be longer to absorb required amount of tea. ☕️
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja7tb67 wrote
Reply to comment by Superego13itch in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Are you talking digestives or hobnobs, different entity
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja6w6v7 wrote
Reply to comment by Badass-19 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
The trick is to only do the 2 second rule
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja4qm9r wrote
Digestive in a cup of tea
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9ox8gr wrote
Reply to comment by theplutosys in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
No probs 😊. I don’t think I worded it very well
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9nqq0m wrote
Reply to comment by theplutosys in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Sorry it wasn’t a jab at you, it was supposed to be a run on from your joke.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9nngro wrote
Reply to A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
So tired reading this
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9ecq9s wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
Black & strong
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j89kzlw wrote
Be careful you don’t get tunnel vision and run out of steam.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j6p160z wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken take LSD? by camster29
A trippin’ chicken. I bet that helped him to climb the pecking order
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j6oxcj8 wrote
Oh my god
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j6dosq2 wrote
Lol you pipped me to it
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j5zzet2 wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in A drunk guy is walking down the street... by ThomasKatt
If he’s anything like me, it doesn’t work anymore after a few drinks
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j2d9p47 wrote
Reply to If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
My favourite movie, and yes a beautiful scene when he give the man in the dingy his leg back.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j21611b wrote
Reply to comment by phadrus56 in I've had sex with members of my family... by Atalkingpizzabox
There great aren’t they, love ya girls. 😘
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j1jqlz7 wrote
Start a chat and slowly find out if she’s ever had any thoughts about other girls, bring it on to a threesome and go from there. You could have both, but the danger is they will bin you for each other, still worth a shot
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jeg7ipt wrote
Reply to comment by Specific_Tap7296 in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Lol, stay safe brother