Submitted by Awesomeuser90 t3_126vewt in Jokes
Oh please, they're a modern country. You go to jail unless you are a politician.
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NDodma01 t1_jebryvq wrote
You get sent to England
Assassin1065 t1_jefiqkx wrote
Oh please, the roles were reversed back in the 1700s
DrDogMann t1_jefjztc wrote
That was what I was alluding to. Brits sent all their rabbit poaching, bread stealing "criminals" to exile in Australia. Not a bad place to end up!
Assassin1065 t1_jefkala wrote
Well that depends. Back then it was an even more unforgiving wilderness. Not to mention the fact that the only "propper" way of dealing with the spiders there would be with a flame thrower or sawed off shotgun.
MrBytor t1_jebkv8u wrote
They send you to Australia²
Awesomeuser90 OP t1_jebmiw1 wrote
New Zealand?
Marchy67 t1_jed0vkv wrote
Wheres New Zealand, I cant find it on a map.
Own_Junket_9368 t1_jed2rf9 wrote
Where was Old Zealand? Or Zealand?
Awesomeuser90 OP t1_jee3rlo wrote
The Netherlands.
allnightdisco t1_jeb2grp wrote
You get sent down under.
Waitsfornoone t1_jebfxdz wrote
That's what she said ...
The_One_Nut t1_jebf3iy wrote
Just gonna drop this here for anyone interested in Australian politics, corruption, and the attempted murder of Aussie news reporters:
Key-Ideal-9121 t1_jebt87z wrote
You get Austracized.
Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeb2yqk wrote
Be careful. Might find yourself in the kangaroo court
TheMapleCastor t1_jecgszp wrote
You earn citizenship...
NeoMatrixBug t1_jed0bt2 wrote
You get thrown out in outback with no shoes and pants.
Own_Junket_9368 t1_jed2n30 wrote
A good title for an Australian dwarf porn: Throw Another Shrimp on to Barbie.
Awesomeuser90 OP t1_jee3qgj wrote
Don't tell the elf.
Not a word.
C_Brick_yt t1_jednma3 wrote
At least the good guys won in NSW yesterday, so that hopefully changes a bit.
howdyheehaw t1_jeek0xm wrote
Most have to deal with some kangaroo court situation
liddell-and-scott t1_jeby5zb wrote
Five years observing the courts in Australia - I'm going to contest this one.
Young, white, AOBH? Slap on the wrist.
Young, black, petty theft or disturbing the peace? Throw away the key.
(I mean that's a crude simplification. It's also a bad idea to be homeless, mentally ill, from a Middle Eastern country, or conspicuously better educated than the presiding officer.)
oblij t1_jeb2ac7 wrote
You get locked under