Doblepos t1_jdt38me wrote
Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
I tell this one making it a bit longer, so the conversation goes:
"Alright, I'll have sex with the gorila but with 3 conditions".
"Sure, let's see if we can get to an agreement".
"1. Please get some make up on her so it will turn me on more"
"Oh yeah, sure, I understand how that would help, we will use some lipsick".
"2. I'd need a low level of light and romantic music".
"Alright sir, we will try to get some nice place with music and candles and all that".
"Perfect, so number 3. Please, could I pay the $500 in 6 or 12 installments?"
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