PolyJuicedRedHead t1_jdsf0au wrote
You call this a long joke? You owe me a long joke.
regrettablyold t1_jdsvmdt wrote
Maybe it was Hank that was long.
brightcrayon92 t1_jdtesy0 wrote
Nah, hank is short but girthy
big_sugi t1_jdtyvjl wrote
Compared to a gorilla? No doubt about it. They are neither growers nor showers.
Doblepos t1_jdt38me wrote
I tell this one making it a bit longer, so the conversation goes:
"Alright, I'll have sex with the gorila but with 3 conditions".
"Sure, let's see if we can get to an agreement".
"1. Please get some make up on her so it will turn me on more"
"Oh yeah, sure, I understand how that would help, we will use some lipsick".
"2. I'd need a low level of light and romantic music".
"Alright sir, we will try to get some nice place with music and candles and all that".
"Perfect, so number 3. Please, could I pay the $500 in 6 or 12 installments?"
Infinite-Outcome-591 t1_jdts4k4 wrote
No, $500
sponge_bob_ t1_jdtqzhh wrote
I'd say it was a long shot
BEFEMS t1_jdsslln wrote
you can add the part that the female gorilla is actually a zookeeper in disguise pretending to act up for the public. Hank is in for a surprise !
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