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plateau1999 t1_ist5mpx wrote

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Because she’s a woman.

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TomAto314 t1_istbv4a wrote

I also like the alternate punchline: "Because she's dead."

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RutCry t1_istecko wrote

Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he’s married.

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