With a sighsmograph
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tazzietiger66 t1_iuhdz7i wrote
It can also be measured with a cornograph
Mirabolis t1_iuk0wlj wrote
Eyerollograph
jadenicholls t1_iuh8cw7 wrote
This is the worst joke I’ve ever upvted
SillyTheGamersDad t1_iuhdqcn wrote
The people of Vermont may not be happy about that.
PygmeePony t1_iuhg29z wrote
Groanometer
Dangerous-Dave t1_iuhtcwy wrote
Doesnt become a dad joke til it's fully groan
thereaverofdarkness t1_iuilqhk wrote
This one measured an 8.3 on the Hi Richter, I'm Dad scale.
CherryBlaster t1_iujjbvl wrote
When does a joke becomes a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
untoldsteam t1_iui8bs7 wrote
I don't know I don't have a dad...
DragonOne t1_iuib66w wrote
Ok that joke there got pretty good actually.
+1
Clearhead09 t1_iuj1k3a wrote
I thought it was how far their eyes roll back into their head.
AilanMoone t1_iuk738l wrote
You should only tell jokes with dad-ittude
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tykeoldboy t1_iuiimy3 wrote
Taxi for venzann
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Kannabis_kelly t1_iuip0j5 wrote
Two potatoes sitting on the curb. How do you know which one is the prostitute?
The one with Idaho stamp on it
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Taigren t1_iujede1 wrote
Year, it’s Shocking
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jerdle_reddit t1_iuh7xgt wrote
I thought it was easily apparent.