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thereaverofdarkness t1_jegjqfj wrote
Reply to comment by Reddit_Jax in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
no
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mjgie wrote
Reply to comment by Deitaphobia in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
Yes, I actually do. In fact, we actually have knowledge and research revealing many things that people just assume they already know the answer to. It's amazing sometimes how consistently wrong people are.
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mjck0 wrote
Reply to comment by harabanaz in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
No. Don't lower thieves to that level.
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6min5n wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
I wring mine out while I'm pissing.
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mih5m wrote
Reply to comment by waytothestriker in A newly married couple by comcphee
Please don't commend or encourage self-harming behavior.
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mfw1w wrote
Finding half of a hole in your shoe?
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mfmgn wrote
Reply to comment by capriciousFutility in Why are bacteria so bad at math? by Fuzzie8
I think they are making a reference to a highly upvoted joke image in which it had a chessboard which was allegedly representative of the USA and Britain. One side was missing its queen, and the other side was missing both rooks. A lot of people didn't get the joke.
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mfgpy wrote
Reply to comment by thatfrenchredhead in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
But you did enjoy both events?
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mfdj9 wrote
Reply to comment by neoprenewedgie in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
me as a kid wondering if half a worm is worse, does that mean you wish you had more worm? Would one and a half worms be better?
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mf3xo wrote
Reply to comment by GeneOtheGreen in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009
Is that why they wanted me to go ask Top for a pricky 7?
thereaverofdarkness t1_iuiwfej wrote
Reply to My wife accused me of achieving nothing... by Wallygonk
but that's not important right now.
thereaverofdarkness t1_iuilqhk wrote
Reply to How do you measure the quality of a dadjoke? by venzann
This one measured an 8.3 on the Hi Richter, I'm Dad scale.
thereaverofdarkness t1_irv1l3i wrote
These color sets should always have 2 blacks instead of just one.
thereaverofdarkness t1_jeh1en9 wrote
Reply to comment by Reddit_Jax in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
I am a male who was raped by a female. And no, I didn't want weekly follow-ups.