Submitted by Arkvoodle42 t3_z79h0j in Jokes
If your parents didn't have it, chances are you won't either.
Comments
Aardvark51 t1_iy7jp7f wrote
Noses run in my family.
addicted-2-rehab t1_iy6v5sz wrote
No underwear. Risky business
harabanaz t1_iy5q983 wrote
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids
hey-now-your-an t1_iy5ew6a wrote
My parents didn’t yet I’m still here, something seems off….
Core1989 t1_iy5fvfx wrote
Jesus get off reddit! It's too vile for your pure soul.
Edit*To be clear I'm calling you Jesus Christ, not using it as an exclamation.
hey-now-your-an t1_iy5nvpr wrote
Bruh it was a joke, I’m adopted, that was the joke, I don’t think you got it
Core1989 t1_iy62mta wrote
And my joke was "you were immaculately conceived" like Jesus. I was going along with your joke in another direction.
hey-now-your-an t1_iy675i3 wrote
Oh, I guess we both were confused about the other
Core1989 t1_iy6bv1s wrote
It happens on the internet<3 careful not to be crucified or they might make a big deal about it for years to come.
hey-now-your-an t1_iy6ouwx wrote
I know, I have been here for almost 4 years
DaffyNomad t1_iy6r1zf wrote
😶🙄 🤗
hey-now-your-an t1_iy6wn73 wrote
No
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WeHaveNoNeed t1_iy839tq wrote
Jesus wasn't the immaculate conception either, Mary was. Immaculate conception means she was conceived without the original sin, not that conception happened without sex.
Mary was the immaculate conception, Jesus was the inejaculate conception.
GeetarDoctor t1_iydde2h wrote
You were adopted.
hey-now-your-an t1_iydfhai wrote
I know
RoodnyInc t1_iy6drk4 wrote
If your father was infertile chances are you will be too!
dad831 t1_iy63fgu wrote
Did you know that if your parents never had kids odds are neither will you.
a_l_g_f t1_iy6hk70 wrote
And life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease.
Inside_Wolverine6364 t1_iy6z1vo wrote
My father gave it to me and his father gave it to him
LadeeAlana t1_iy7m06y wrote
I walked in on my parents when I was 17 years old, and I still didn't know what they were doing.
And from the looks of things, neither did they.
chicken_mike t1_iy9lnsg wrote
Jesus Christ
Stravven t1_iy69yz3 wrote
And life is an STD.
DragonCaster69 t1_iy6f1kc wrote
Jesus and his mother Mary would like to disagree
KlutzyAlgae t1_iy719kt wrote
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Blizz_PL t1_iy75cgc wrote
Is it some kind of natural born children's joke I am too adopted to understand?
Conquistador1901 t1_iy7vdre wrote
I know I’m gonna die , all my ancestors did.
Hairy_Business8119 t1_iy7zis4 wrote
If that's the case, China and India are the richest countries right now.
JKolodne t1_iy9q5ze wrote
My parents had it, and I STILL don't;(
DotAccomplished5484 t1_iy5nspa wrote
Than it is good that I'm an orphan. My parents passed away 15 years before I was born.
Buddy2269 t1_iy5f903 wrote
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.