Submitted by riverjack_ t3_z2sbm9 in Jokes
jordantask t1_ixilp1v wrote
Reply to comment by stillnotking in Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant by riverjack_
“Hey everyone dinner’s on Judas tonight. The Romans gave him 30 pieces of silver.”
mpdukes15 t1_ixjdv9v wrote
It was the Sanhedrin, not the Romans.
chowching t1_ixjz8u4 wrote
Romanes eunt domus!
broken_neck_broken t1_ixk46mr wrote
People called Romanes, they go to the house?
CrazyFanFicFan t1_ixksk8i wrote
It.. It says "Romans, go home"
Pkrudeboy t1_ixl4rst wrote
No it doesn’t. What’s Latin for Roman? Come on!
Tiger-Snark t1_ixl7koj wrote
Romanus!
mizinamo t1_ixlpjzl wrote
Plural?
andreworg t1_ixlt8cj wrote
Rombuttholes?
Whimsical-Hamster t1_ixlux2c wrote
Goes like?
BlissardII t1_ixlwabr wrote
Romani, ite domum
?
TechnoRat63 t1_ixkvgom wrote
Caesar si viveret ad remum dareris.
cherryhilljawnz t1_ixk784t wrote
Roman could be pronounced ramen
MajorLobon69 t1_ixlg283 wrote
Noodles?
cherryhilljawnz t1_ixmo7fk wrote
Is there any other ramen?
MajorLobon69 t1_ixn3b0o wrote
Hell no brother
roominating237 t1_ixk3wnd wrote
Romani ite domum!
Dunge0nMast0r t1_ixkews0 wrote
Fus roh dah!
wyntah0 t1_ixkitnk wrote
Good. Now write it 100 times to make sure you remember.
roominating237 t1_ixkj27b wrote
Or I'll cut your balls off.
SweetJonesJunior t1_ixkl694 wrote
#SHOWBIZ
Apprehensive-Newt415 t1_ixknhgi wrote
r/UnexpectedMontyPython
madroots2 t1_ixlh90x wrote
It was the jews, not sanhedrin, actually.
AngJlie t1_ixl65ot wrote
"Et tu Judas"
TheStatMan2 t1_ixk77df wrote
... but he's getting a bit handsy and playing loose with the wet kisses.
diggitygiggitycee t1_ixk902z wrote
Well, when you let a man buy you dinner, what do you expect?
TheStatMan2 t1_ixk9d4w wrote
I would argue that I was sending out signals by demanding he pay for my 11 other buddies as well, but he wouldn't take the hint. He's on about hanging around "until the cock's crow" but I'm gonna get Pete to try to get rid of him. Although Pete's pretending not to know me...
I asked Thomas if he thought Judas was behaving normally. "I doubt it", he replied.
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