cherryhilljawnz
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdxewze wrote
Reply to comment by pyrrhios in The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Lol
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdw2l0c wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
OP gr8 joke! I saw it coming unlike her but a great joke...
Please post this to r/3amjokes
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdtgxcv wrote
Reply to comment by Serious-Discussion-2 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Hey! No! That's my joke
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdi9obg wrote
Reply to comment by Chemical-Assistant64 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Don't forget about the golden mist
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdi9jzd wrote
Reply to comment by hiddenyogi in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
My late gf was a squirter...she was so embarrassed the 1st time
I fn loved it and I knew she did to
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad4es5 wrote
Reply to comment by Hopefully_moreUnique in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Jesus christ monkey balls
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad474s wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I thought they make quack and afterwards they get all quacked out
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad4313 wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
They put it ON THEIR BILL
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad2ayp wrote
Reply to comment by deltadstroyer in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Why wouldn't a flash bang work on Helen Keller?
she is dead
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad24yp wrote
Reply to comment by SorenoSanguinem in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Classy
cherryhilljawnz t1_ja60h10 wrote
I use this on every day that ends with y
cherryhilljawnz t1_ja5a1os wrote
Reply to comment by dolly3900 in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
I'll never forget going over this girl's house; I asked her what she wanted to do...she said let's play tulips. Even though I heard this joke before it didn't register but she quickly explained she wanted to put her two lips on my organ
She was not a looker
cherryhilljawnz t1_ja4lzgn wrote
Reply to comment by DirtyErn24 in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
ADA? American dodgeball association?
cherryhilljawnz t1_ja1def2 wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Did this pig...FLY???
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9ub3rt wrote
Reply to comment by Aquamarine_ze_dragon in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Di-not your boi, broseph
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9u12mo wrote
Reply to comment by corrieneum in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Hector, Carlos and Ali
Oh and Joe
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9u0wua wrote
Reply to comment by Disorderly_Chaos in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Di-not your dude, fren
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9kxku1 wrote
Reply to comment by iloveradiohead225 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Nope. If that was the case it would have been reported on
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9gxqvm wrote
Reply to comment by cherryhilljawnz in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
It was more like I sabotaged myself. I used to think, "wow this is going to f future me so hard," I did it anyway
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9gxkku wrote
Reply to comment by Suitable_Strawberry2 in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
I totally didn't "ruin" myself. Became homeless, yes. Huge opiate addiction lasting about 15 years, check. Lost a job paying 6 figures, you bet.
So I didn't "ruin" myself
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9fnipi wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
No matter what ANYONE has said, size ALWAYS matters
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9dh5r7 wrote
Reply to comment by Armamore in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
that's what she said
. . . .
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9cy81y wrote
Reply to comment by OverallManagement824 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
But you can say it about anything..
What happens in accounting stays in accounting
cherryhilljawnz t1_j73otpk wrote
Reply to Bryce Canyon, Utah, USA [3653x5371][OC] by henrikbech
Caption this u/tito_lee_76
cherryhilljawnz t1_jeg19pq wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
Same. I'm not dad but I tell dad jokes all day...I guess it makes me a
Faux pa