Submitted by riverjack_ t3_z2sbm9 in Jokes
CorgisDie t1_ixjo5mi wrote
Jesus: One of you shall betray me.
Peter: Is it me, Jesus?
Jesus: No, it is not you, Peter.
Simon: Is it me, Jesus?
Jesus: No, it is not you, Simon.
Judas: Is it me, Jesus?
Jesus: iS iT mE, jEsUs!?!!111
Gabriel_Collins t1_ixjucni wrote
Robin Williams RIP
CorgisDie t1_ixjuo0n wrote
Easily one of the greatest comedians of all time.
supacrispy t1_ixjuyck wrote
Easily the greatest comedian of all time.
FTFY
CorgisDie t1_ixjv53y wrote
I only say that because George Carlin and Redd Foxx also lived.
supacrispy t1_ixjvvtw wrote
Oh dont get me wrong, they are in the pantheon of comedy gods. But I think Robin Williams is the Zeus of them all.
dgrimone t1_ixkd3eq wrote
Zeus, by which means? While the leader/king/ruler of the Greek god's he was also the worst at maintaining fidelity. While married to his sister he produced many offspring with others (some not even in human form).
jorigkor t1_ixkpczo wrote
Well. Robin did do a lot of cocaine, so who knows what little Robin ended up in.
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sriracha4przdnt t1_ixketlo wrote
I hear what you're saying. I also think of Rodney Dangerfield and Mitch Hedburd among the greats too.
Luked0g44O t1_ixlrqeb wrote
Buddy Hackett and Jonathan Winters.
eganvay t1_ixor7h5 wrote
According to Mel Brooks, Richard Pryor was the king.
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BlueGillMan t1_ixmczuz wrote
And Lenny Bruce. Lenny Bruce bridged from the old vaudeville tradition to modern stand-up comedy.
Let’s go to the church bazar and see the two headed priest.
His Australian tour was cut short for being too vulgar.
He was tame compared to what we hear today.
JayColtMartin t1_ixk8vop wrote
Wow that's quite the claim! Personally I'm not really sure how he compares to all the comedians that were around before recording devices, anr the ones who arent from earth, so I'll just have to take your word for it
sriracha4przdnt t1_ixkauis wrote
If this is satire, you're doing it so right.
DocRogue2407 t1_ixno42i wrote
George Burns? 😍
Reasonable_Highway35 t1_ixkmweq wrote
That joke is older than him but he owns it for sure.
Glorified_sidehoe t1_ixjv00a wrote
read it in his voice :(
Patio_Orangutan t1_ixlnt17 wrote
History of the World pt 1, Mel Brooks is a waiter at the last supper. Funny scene, this reminds me of it.
rificolona t1_ixkp5c4 wrote
I'm slow - what's the joke?
TheCookieMaster5 t1_ixkxrih wrote
The first line is something Jesus says during the “Last Supper.” The joke is that he’s mocking Judas for even asking, both knowing full well that Judas will be the one to betray him
TicoCR16 t1_ixk7hpf wrote
I don’t get it
CorgisDie t1_ixk814p wrote
It was a joke Robin Williams made back in 2003, in his stand-up special, Live On Broadway.
Wiki_pedo t1_ixko5hb wrote
I think we were hoping for an explanation of the punchline and joke, not where to get (as in, watch) the joke.
IAmFireIAmDeathq t1_ixkl92x wrote
He’s mocking Judas for asking, because he knows it’s Judas that will betray him.
aph81 t1_ixl486i wrote
Irony is that Simon was Peter, and Peter betrayed Jesus (by denying him three times)
cynicaljoe t1_ixmajk1 wrote
Simon and Peter are the same person
Iamfabulous1735285 t1_ixkr6nz wrote
That's gonna be the last supper
According_Point7082 t1_ixnsvhf wrote
You know Simon and Peter are the same person
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