"And they are Offffff!!!!!!!!"
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aasray123 t1_ixpk3fh wrote
Ha! You nagger!
JackanoryM t1_ixpmea4 wrote
At least it was a stable relationship
Speadraser t1_ixrvy71 wrote
Nag… nag… nagga… naggonna come back soon.
Emergency-Wave-5335 t1_ixoc88i wrote
My wife said she was leaving because of my gambling addiction.
I bet she'll be back.
Kevinmc479 t1_ixod3gi wrote
9-5 it’s a bluff
ENetArch t1_ixr5nn9 wrote
She was back by 6?
Speadraser t1_ixrw4kd wrote
What if 6 was 9?
mdg1775 t1_ixogiwc wrote
I bet she’ll stay if you take the over.
scarecrows5 t1_ixopl5h wrote
I'd say the horse has bolted!
RanCestor t1_ixoyfh2 wrote
Neigh!
scarecrows5 t1_ixozbea wrote
Hay! You can't say that! I'm a stable genius!
RanCestor t1_ixozf73 wrote
Instable, I saye.
jaggoffsmirnoff t1_ixp6j5t wrote
What were the odds?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadam t1_ixraz00 wrote
She was gonna leave, each way
ValuableMoment2 t1_ixp9ti2 wrote
My ex said I’d be heartbroken when she left. So I sprayed mace in her eyes….
Look who’s crying now
nicefootpic t1_ixq665q wrote
Didn't realise this was a joke page for a second, I thought man Reddit do be serious tonight 😂
Fabulous_Compote8067 t1_ixrtup6 wrote
Jokes Rt... Ppl. Need to shut the f up listen pay attention to the other half. It's the little things that count
Speadraser t1_ixrwcst wrote
Not our fault people focus on the small and inconsequential instead of the big more impertinent things.
CherriMaraschino t1_ixoo2v9 wrote
Idk horses creep me out more than ghosts I kinda see what she's saying
Affectionate_Pain846 t1_ixop3wj wrote
That shit is all fixed anyway. If it was just horses running without Jockeys it would be fun. Once you put the human factor into it that's when the corruption starts.
jonnycanuck67 t1_ixoukst wrote
Of course it’s not… c’mon.. maybe at some 2 bit fairground track… but no it’s not
Affectionate_Pain846 t1_ixozcu2 wrote
I've heard Jockeys talk about it! They're people just like you and me. They have families,homes, mortgages. Sometimes financial troubles. They talk amongst themselves, hey so & so is gonna lose his house let's throw him a bone & let him win this certain race. It happens alot more then you think. Baseball, football,boxing etc...all have had fixed outcomes from time to time. It's one of the biggest bet on sports around, and you're not going to tell me there aren't some shady characters in loved around the sport?
2eqsy t1_ixp8rvr wrote
Pencilman
flodge123 t1_ixpovbu wrote
He loves the slop. His father was a mudder. His mother was a mudder.
Fabulous_Compote8067 t1_ixru56i wrote
And if that NAGGGER wasn't around we'd be honestly Lost. Think before you speak 🙊
Fabulous_Compote8067 t1_ixrubaw wrote
Trade that
jonnycanuck67 t1_ixoui3k wrote
I saw problems coming for 2 furlongs
Agile_Negotiations t1_ixqmoug wrote
Have you read your marriage contract ?? Im sure it was written there that she actually CAN DO WHAT SHE SAID as a part of law or as a part of contract. Apparently you have already signed it.
Assasinenzio t1_ixol4i9 wrote
Then it's time to stop betting Now isn't it? Grow the fuck up. The fuck kind of bullshit is this anyway?
pnwIBEWlineman t1_ixovw6a wrote
You’re the wife aren’t you?
RanCestor t1_ixoyqxl wrote
Mummy?
judahrosenthal t1_ixpbmik wrote
You mighta cantered into the wrong stable here, fella. This is a jokes Reddit. These are the jokes.
Assasinenzio t1_ixq26hi wrote
I sure did. Either way that was a lame ass joke
judahrosenthal t1_ixq9qy6 wrote
Wow. Still wrong. Donkey jokes are on Tuesdays.
TheOilGallery t1_ixo1ig0 wrote
She sounds like a nag