Submitted by BLKMALE-NYC t3_z7h96l in Jokes
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European !!!
You’re an American (sp)
Comments
Poncherelly t1_iy6mp4t wrote
Always in the comments!
StatisticianFalse911 t1_iy6oqum wrote
*you're
tysons1 t1_iy6k1v6 wrote
Eurocrappin
BridgetBardOh t1_iy6l02b wrote
Euneedtoadjustyourdiet!
svn380 t1_iy7f1e9 wrote
When is an American searching all over for a bathroom not an American?
When he's a Roman.
Of course, if he's desperate to find one, he might also be Russian.
LevicoCity t1_iy6n8z3 wrote
Jefferson, Washington, Jackson, Jones, and White.
HelpingHandsUs t1_iy6p49k wrote
FINNISH'ed
UpperCut9023 t1_iy6pa9a wrote
Hungry
4rp4n3t t1_iy6ptz2 wrote
>Your An American..
My an American what?
HexFyber t1_iy6r6zz wrote
Your an american in the title, you're american in the post. Do you pick words out of some roulette of any kind?
Buddy2269 t1_iy7s931 wrote
When you come out you "Finish"
guysandgeezers t1_iy9otio wrote
The way I heard it 70 YEARS AGO...
What are you in the kitchen? AMerican.
What are you on your way to the bathroom.?YOu're a Russian.
What are you in the bathroom? European.
What are you after you pee? You're Finish.
Loose-Industry9151 t1_iy6o10o wrote
This joke isn’t funny
smyer954 t1_iy6o39o wrote
Snap!
I laughed so hard I spit out my watermelon and dropped my basketball.
Damn.
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kylemcg t1_iy6mbrj wrote
What?
BLKMALE-NYC OP t1_iy6nolk wrote
WTF 😳
OzzieNewYork t1_iy6oo37 wrote
Racist jokes should be banned
Enough_Librarian3720 t1_iy6sldc wrote
What if they’re about racists?
Bentup85 t1_iy6lwja wrote
Usually I’m Russian when I go in and I don’t come out until I’m Finnish