tysons1
tysons1 t1_j2bo5yx wrote
Reply to comment by GoBigOrGoHome107 in Small Driveway by GoBigOrGoHome107
Funny, I was going to mention dogs, cause I had 3 dogs when I was deciding on what to do with my driveway, and heat on their paws, or even for them to lay down on (they liked laying on the driveway) was important to my wife and I. (We ended-up keeping it gravel, but added more gravel, as we lived in a rural area, and we just liked the gravel look).
tysons1 t1_j2b22fx wrote
Reply to Small Driveway by GoBigOrGoHome107
If you do asphalt, you'd be wise to get a thick, solid base, or the asphalt will crack and crumble before long. Contractors will try to give you the best price, and make the base THIN. Asphalt puts off more than a little heat in the summer - that may not bother you. I'd go with concrete, personally... Oh, asphalt will need maintenance. Cracks sealed, and a top coat every few (?) years.
tysons1 t1_j26gyp3 wrote
I just found out today, I am going to die very soon, so, then, I will need to slaughter my parents, pronto.
tysons1 t1_j1qcfkx wrote
Reply to You and a fat women are on a date by Due_Restaurant_8045
If you are naked, it's an insult about your penis size.
tysons1 t1_j1oauqg wrote
I sure as shit don't want my life to be synonymous with military music.
tysons1 t1_j14mpzs wrote
Reply to I built a shed this summer by JohnVerSteeg
Impressive. Super impressive. Refreshing to see such thoroughness and competence. 67 year old, handyman (former builder) here. I've always been one for 'doing things right'!
tysons1 t1_j0ubj49 wrote
Reply to [Image] Defeat is a state of mind by anasyosri
Wonder if he accepted his death?
tysons1 t1_iyfd3cy wrote
Reply to Townhome or house for first time homebuyers? by Yunguido
How much out side yard work and house maintenance do you want to do, or be responsible for? Do you like to have fun on weekends, or mow lawns, and rake leaves, etc?
tysons1 t1_iyf1mms wrote
Reply to comment by ShadowRylander in What do you call a priest who always lies? by ShadowRylander
The higher up in the hierarchy, the more ya gotta lie.
tysons1 t1_iyeuwy5 wrote
The Pope.
tysons1 t1_iyajl18 wrote
Reply to comment by bluelion70 in LPT: save money on tissue paper by clipping hair around anus by kcchan86
I've never had an ingrown hair there. (I used to get them on my face often, until i grew a beard, and kept it.)
tysons1 t1_iy6kb7j wrote
I'm 67. I've been shaving my ass hair for 40 (?) years. Razor in the shower. Ain't NO sense in having hair in your crack. Just makes NO sense.
tysons1 t1_iy6k4h3 wrote
Reply to Early 1980s. My dad thought he was a stud. by Kem2665
Your father is The Rock?!?!! OMG!!!
tysons1 t1_iy6k1v6 wrote
Reply to Your An American.. by BLKMALE-NYC
Eurocrappin
tysons1 t1_iy13m9q wrote
Yes, let me read, "Final Exit".
tysons1 t1_ixni2nv wrote
before i opened this, i would have bet a 100 bucks it was not going to be funny. i was wrong :)
tysons1 t1_ixm6vnd wrote
Reply to What would you like to drink? by MEllegood65
I'd like to see YOU write in Chinese without fucking up like crazy!
tysons1 t1_iu1oygq wrote
Reply to How do you guys read books? by HalboAngel
I don't read fast. I like to take my time, in my comfortable recliner, and read at a pace that enables me to savor and fully comprehend.
tysons1 t1_je7cl9w wrote
Reply to No matter how ugly you think someone is, if they have kids then somebody somewhere found them attractive enough to mate. by [deleted]
not if the person they mated with was super drunk and just horny as hell