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stillnotking t1_ixn8ffd wrote
Anyone who copy-pastes to /r/jokes to farm karma is entirely beyond embarrassment (not to mention very stupid, since there are way easier methods), but I applaud the effort.
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tigger3370 t1_ixnb3hs wrote
He was referring to the person who reposted the joke and not you.
DotAccomplished5484 t1_ixnbbtn wrote
I laughed out loud.
Environmental_Draw_3 t1_ixnqlil wrote
…my local Chinese restaurant and the birds nest soup…
Whiteflager t1_ixnuq8e wrote
We don’t have those in France. Only real croissants, with nothing inside nor on top.
greenmanalishi339 t1_ixnvs6v wrote
Based Frenchman
_Potato_Cat_ t1_ixnx24q wrote
Menteur! We have ham and cheese. And they're absolutely delicious.
donkey100100 t1_ixo0dru wrote
I didn’t see it one month ago so it’s new to some of us
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donkey100100 t1_ixo0ltc wrote
Yeah I doubt he didn’t know he was reposting it. That wasn’t my point
CJBill t1_ixo0tpw wrote
Yes, I've not come across it before either.
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donkey100100 t1_ixo16vu wrote
Yeah terrible. Also I doubt the ‘original joke’ poster was the first person to ever think of the joke.
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donkey100100 t1_ixo28on wrote
lol fair enough
jiggy68 t1_ixo2dzi wrote
Wrong. Pain au chocolat, or as the call it in the southwest, chocolatine. Croissant filled with chocolate.
LeRoiChauve t1_ixo3sz5 wrote
Hold on........ How do they get filled?
Putrid_Trust_931 t1_ixo6cig wrote
You guys are missing out on some croissant filled with chicken, cream cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and pickles
jiggy68 t1_ixo6dbx wrote
They put a long thin chocolate bar in the middle before baking.
SpringyardDream t1_ixo6p3i wrote
He says "I've only got 4 Euros so, with regret, I will have to leave you empty handed today".
SpringyardDream t1_ixo7ibz wrote
He sees a gorgeous young lady and says "Please can I have a croissant but I would like you to hand make it fresh with extra butter".
She replies "Will that be all?"
He said "I will let you know after I've eaten the croissant but please don't wash your hands".
J-_Mad t1_ixo86yg wrote
But it's not croissant if it's pain au chocolat
SpringyardDream t1_ixo88po wrote
He sees a gorgeous lady. She replies "No, my mama does the handjobs".
He replies "Ah, so you must do the croissants".
She replies "No. My mama does those too. I do the full sexual intercourse".
He said "Now you tell me! Why didn't you put that on the sign?" and she slapped his face.
"What do you think I am? Some kind of prostitute?"
SpringyardDream t1_ixo8z09 wrote
He sees a gorgeous lady. She replies "No, my mama does the handjobs. She is upstairs".
He replies "Is your mother as beautiful as you?"
She replies "Well, I think my mother is the most beautiful woman in the world"
He said "Here's 7 euros. Join us in 15 minutes time with 2 croissants".
Whiteflager t1_ixped1p wrote
You’re right about those. They are not considered as « viennoiseries » though.
Whiteflager t1_ixpehoi wrote
No. Croissants and chocolatines are two separate things.
Waitsfornoone t1_ixn3u6y wrote
Just as well; if she didn't wash her hands, the 'extra sauce' on the croissants costs an additional €1.