Submitted by Brewer1056 t3_zvcw2t in Jokes
OG_Panthers_Fan t1_j1qh0nr wrote
Reply to comment by SMOKIN_0AKEE in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Get a waterproof mattress cover.
No amount of towels or blankets is enough to protect the mattress completely.
Waterproof sex blankets can get moved aside in the midst of the action.
But make sure you wash or replace the cover before you have anyone help you move. Those stains are unmistakable.
CapeMOGuy t1_j1r1gdx wrote
Never use fabric softener when washing anything that is waterproof. It has petroleum-derived ingredients that will strip away the waterproofing.
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments