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________________me t1_j0j3xl9 wrote

Table for 24 please

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DeplorableKurt t1_j0jawue wrote

hahaha all sitting one way would be preferred

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Simonandgarthsuncle t1_j0knyxb wrote

Is that a Mitch Hedberg joke? I thought he said something along these lines but can’t find it.

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Actual_Hyena3394 t1_j0jkk9l wrote

You have to give them credit though. Their dinner photo game was fire. Food displayed on the table and the people are all in the photo. The dinner table photos nowadays are basically a big table in the middle with everyone around craning their necks and most of the time there is at least one head missing.

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________________me t1_j0l05hg wrote

Who picked up the check tho?

Or did they split?

'I had only water'

'Not, it was wine!'

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Initial_E t1_j0k1dm9 wrote

26?

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UbuntuElphie t1_j0lj61r wrote

No, 24.

JC & the Gang of 12 = 13 - 2 (for the guys sitting at either end) = 11 × 2 (for those sitting on the one side) = 22 + 2 (for the dudes at the ends) = "Table for 24, please."

Even Da Vinci got 11 along the length (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:%C3%9Altima_Cena_-_Da_Vinci_5.jpg)

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ikilledsupermario t1_j0lvkh4 wrote

JC and the Gang.
That’s funny as hell!
I dunno when, but I’m gonna use that!

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Terrin369 t1_j0k2e8g wrote

Because they were only using one side of the table. 13 people on one side. Jesus and 12 apostles.

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RoverBoyNumber6 t1_j0meva7 wrote

Everybody want to be in the picture? Move to the other side of the table!

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