DeplorableKurt

DeplorableKurt t1_ja0ovlm wrote on February 25, 2023 at 11:35 PM

Reply to My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks

Thats actually pretty witty

DeplorableKurt t1_j9yqogt wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:35 PM

Reply to Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007

And Swedes and Nors

DeplorableKurt t1_j9vagkk wrote on February 24, 2023 at 8:31 PM

Reply to Princess Diana by UserAccountDisabled

Thank god I was wearing a seatbelt in my car crash

DeplorableKurt t1_j9uj7gr wrote on February 24, 2023 at 5:37 PM

Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader

Not Summoning

DeplorableKurt t1_j6dilhp wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:10 PM

Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious

Lol Mark wouldn’t do that

DeplorableKurt t1_j4n93px wrote on January 16, 2023 at 10:27 PM

Reply to comment by enderverse87 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux

Ooh thank you

DeplorableKurt t1_j4n3lmg wrote on January 16, 2023 at 9:51 PM

Reply to A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux

I don’t get it

DeplorableKurt t1_j2bred6 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 2:02 AM

Reply to What do you call 100 masturbating cattle? by Pawpaw-22

Why does there have to be 100?

DeplorableKurt t1_j0jawue wrote on December 17, 2022 at 1:47 AM

Reply to comment by ________________me in Judas: Hey Jesus, are you coming to the Last Supper? by MudakMudakov

hahaha all sitting one way would be preferred