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LegFootGamer t1_j1l9ibx wrote

I can run faster than light. This is due to the fact that light can’t run.

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ikilledsupermario t1_j1mcipu wrote

I can jump higher than a house….
Because houses can’t jump.

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jonitfcfan t1_j1mep9l wrote

I can lift more than 100 boulders...

...because boulders don't lift things

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