Submitted by TaylorFujii t3_zumjhl in Jokes
ikilledsupermario t1_j1mcipu wrote
Reply to comment by LegFootGamer in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
I can jump higher than a house….
Because houses can’t jump.
jonitfcfan t1_j1mep9l wrote
I can lift more than 100 boulders...
...because boulders don't lift things
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