Submitted by MEforgotUSERNAME t3_zuj010 in Jokes
FloydsForked t1_j1jh14v wrote
This toast juice is delicious.
nimitzhunter t1_j1ju2ct wrote
Have you tried blending some smoked salmon with your toast?
NetDork t1_j1kg9t7 wrote
I'm smoking a salmon.
Well put it out!
nonezilchnada t1_j1r9itb wrote
I'm using marijuana to smoke my salmon.
NetDork t1_j1r9r5n wrote
If you're in Germany, you're turning that salmon into a shark.
Deus_XXX_Machina t1_j1y7l74 wrote
I'm using my salmon to smoke marijuana.
FredFlintston3 t1_j1kp423 wrote
Bass o matic. SNL season 1 or 2 with Dan Ackroyd.
Mmmmm. That’s some good bass.
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nimitzhunter t1_j1ktvwe wrote
I just watched it. It’s so delicious.
Flukie42 t1_j1mvt2u wrote
Whenever someone calls something a something-o-matic, I always add 76 to the end.
Puzzleheaded_Set2300 t1_j1ly10w wrote
Pairs a toast smoothie with a salmon cigar
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MEforgotUSERNAME OP t1_j1k9ybb wrote
Yes that's what I told my wife!
djlarue46 t1_j1k0112 wrote
Toast juice!!!
weaselmaster t1_j1m6xvc wrote
Good old Powdered Toast Man!
FloydsForked t1_j291725 wrote
God I hope this isn't my top comment of the year. Smh
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