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nimitzhunter t1_j1ju2ct wrote on December 24, 2022 at 10:59 PM

Reply to comment by FloydsForked in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME

Have you tried blending some smoked salmon with your toast?

NetDork t1_j1kg9t7 wrote on December 25, 2022 at 2:14 AM

I'm smoking a salmon.

Well put it out!

nonezilchnada t1_j1r9itb wrote on December 26, 2022 at 7:44 PM

I'm using marijuana to smoke my salmon.

NetDork t1_j1r9r5n wrote on December 26, 2022 at 7:46 PM

If you're in Germany, you're turning that salmon into a shark.

Deus_XXX_Machina t1_j1y7l74 wrote on December 28, 2022 at 7:14 AM

I'm using my salmon to smoke marijuana.

FredFlintston3 t1_j1kp423 wrote on December 25, 2022 at 3:41 AM

Bass o matic. SNL season 1 or 2 with Dan Ackroyd.

Mmmmm. That’s some good bass.

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nimitzhunter t1_j1ktvwe wrote on December 25, 2022 at 4:29 AM

I just watched it. It’s so delicious.

Flukie42 t1_j1mvt2u wrote on December 25, 2022 at 6:39 PM

Whenever someone calls something a something-o-matic, I always add 76 to the end.

Puzzleheaded_Set2300 t1_j1ly10w wrote on December 25, 2022 at 1:47 PM

Pairs a toast smoothie with a salmon cigar

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