Submitted by whomst8myass t3_zya1bp in Jokes
"Your honor"
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Denijsbeer t1_j28c411 wrote
LOL
Ill-Significance2145 t1_j25hhwa wrote
Is this the joke format of the month or something?
Translationerr0r t1_j28urbz wrote
Your honor, we have no objections.
justanothermofo88 t1_j2b00w8 wrote
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!
[deleted] t1_j26xxjb wrote
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Ill-Significance2145 t1_j27id04 wrote
Wow, retort of the century folks
khrmfb28 t1_j28ifgq wrote
I stayed up till 2 am thinking of this one.
Ill-Significance2145 t1_j28wim3 wrote
Lul u deleted it, what a doofus
FullMeltxTractions t1_j258akg wrote
I call him Rudy.
Aggravating-Hair7931 t1_j273fxf wrote
Or Judy
IllegibleLetters t1_j28rm3f wrote
That's where I thought it was going
justanothermofo88 t1_j2b04w7 wrote
Rudypoo candyass!!
abjectNyala64 t1_j24nsws wrote
Dude that’s fucked up...at least make a video so they know you’re making fun of them.
KnightofSpamelot t1_j25f8xc wrote
Is this comment copy pasted from the version of this about the Marines?
AdministrationOk5761 t1_j25l1ys wrote
yes
Fabulous_Ad5052 t1_j26ema1 wrote
Congressman?
justanothermofo88 t1_j2b08gy wrote
ConGrossMan, now use it in a sentence...
Apocalypsevn t1_j24mv8c wrote
No. You stated it wrong
It is what do you call an IQ of 160 in the marines?
A platoon.
CIA-Damage-Control t1_j280kcn wrote
This subreddit is really a repost simulator
bigwolf29 t1_j24n97i wrote
Battalion, if it's infantry. /j
CIA-Damage-Control t1_j280lj0 wrote
A Division if it's your clones
Carteeg_Struve t1_j2517l7 wrote
A congressman?
adamempathy t1_j24rtpg wrote
Special council to the former president
Dunners181 t1_j29mzhv wrote
59 IQ more than all members in the whitehouse this moment all together 🤣
adamempathy t1_j29o318 wrote
And they still outsmarted your orange tinted messiah and beat him 😆
ora00001 t1_j25v28o wrote
Gifted
H0bbes_and_Calvin t1_j29b09a wrote
r/therealjoke
WormFTP t1_j24l2hc wrote
A public defender?
Takeonlyone t1_j25yhzu wrote
A Supreme Court Justice..
trendinginternetguy t1_j26qma7 wrote
I call him infrequently
Waitsfornoone t1_j24t15j wrote
An ambulance.
gdan95 t1_j27k18v wrote
Happy cake day
SomebodyUDontKnow32 t1_j27wfv2 wrote
Happy cake day!
KrishMunot t1_j28me19 wrote
Amber Herd's Lawyer?
Rutlemania t1_j26ckob wrote
very original
Glittering_Kiwi_8312 t1_j26oeds wrote
My court appointed Public Pretender. I mean public defender 🤬
IBeTanken t1_j26r3a6 wrote
Still expensive.
NGEFan t1_j26um27 wrote
Court appointed
Sbjay691 t1_j27ouz1 wrote
A brilliant attorney. Top of his class in law school
NewGuy-1964 t1_j27vzpk wrote
A politician. Any politician. All of them!
theflamingsword101 t1_j28vuzu wrote
Giuliani
Difficult-Edge-563 t1_j290hlz wrote
........rudy
Beowulf44 t1_j2915h4 wrote
Your honour
Grouchy_Dog_7729 t1_j29ak0v wrote
What do you call someone with the IQ of 60 that uses too many letters to spell certain words? Bri ish
SeraphOverlord t1_j2a66t6 wrote
What do you call call someone with an IQ of 60 that is cheap to spell full words? American.
Grouchy_Dog_7729 t1_j2a6v1s wrote
It's the roaring 20s...again, no time for unneeded letters.
Anonymous3cho t1_j29581v wrote
Pretty sure this was taken from that one joke about the platoon that was posted yesterday.
pywhacket t1_j29f56b wrote
Rudy
Longjumping-Many4082 t1_j29hck5 wrote
Court Appointed Counsel
overtlystock588 t1_j24m0m5 wrote
Upvoted for the originality.
chronicnugs t1_j25y5j9 wrote
Ted Cruz
Ewetootwo t1_j26bi2s wrote
Nothing, because he won’t understand you.
DK2037 t1_j26bqru wrote
Merrick Garland
MrMonke33 t1_j289hs1 wrote
Dumb?
Aggressive_Suit_7957 t1_j25ha2n wrote
Exceptional
thenewbigR t1_j276v3r wrote
Attorney for Drumpf.
shershae t1_j277a3w wrote
Rudy?
MrEngin33r t1_j2871r1 wrote
Rudy Giuliani
[deleted] t1_j28l6ot wrote
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KrishMunot t1_j28m7t7 wrote
Ben Shapiro
MikeLinPA t1_j27okst wrote
Trump's lawyer
KnownDistribution903 t1_j276z1g wrote
Juliani
livefast6221 t1_j26i2ul wrote
Attorney: Your honor, what would happen if I called you a fucking moron?
Judge: I’d hold you in contempt and throw your ass in jail.
Attorney: Can you hold me in contempt for just thinking it?
Judge: No, I can’t punish you for your thoughts.
Attorney: In that case your honor, I think you’re a fucking moron.