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Ewetootwo t1_jeg3yjn wrote
Reply to comment by E420CDI in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
I don’t know by Harried Potter told me the guy they fried was named Voltimeter.
Ewetootwo t1_jefpmux wrote
Reply to comment by audioinside in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
That’s because you haven’t scratched the surface and aren’t focused enough. I retina my right to further insights.
Ewetootwo t1_jefp752 wrote
Reply to comment by akodo1 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Ohm don’t know.
Ewetootwo t1_jefovur wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Because we need to be eye lashed.
Ewetootwo t1_jecskon wrote
Reply to comment by Appropriate_Leg1489 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Things got exponentially worse. She started out taking ice square trays then escalated to ice cube trays.
Ewetootwo t1_jecs3e6 wrote
Because his wife would screen at him.
Ewetootwo t1_jeaj7te wrote
Reply to comment by chemgator64 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
You’re some Joker hahaha…
Ewetootwo t1_jeaj18n wrote
Reply to comment by jderamus1 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Al’s Heimer milk.
Ewetootwo t1_jeaitxt wrote
Reply to comment by jet_heller in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Back to the handcuffs then?
Ewetootwo t1_jeai7ca wrote
Reply to comment by Plot_Twisty in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
A cold one.
Ewetootwo t1_jeai1ql wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
You’re lucky. Just think if you had to go over to the girlfriend’s mother’s house for beers. What would happen if her fridge went on the fritz? Nothing would be working!
Ewetootwo t1_je7ugjp wrote
Reply to comment by lastfreerangekid in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Melancoffee.
Ewetootwo t1_je713oo wrote
Rollex.
Ewetootwo t1_je5gp4f wrote
Reply to comment by Few_Improvement_8673 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
They rode around the beach in circles on tricycles with water pistols. The odd one was fired out of a cannon but was caught in a net.
The invasion was quite short lived. It only lasted three days then moved down to the next beach.
Yat dat dat da da dat dat dat dat….
Ewetootwo t1_je55q3m wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Because nobody worries about about in tents clowns.
Ewetootwo t1_je2lwok wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
Unfortunately Charity divorced and you have not much to pay your Regret.
Ewetootwo t1_je2ll63 wrote
Reply to comment by tamle228 in I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
Did you take a pole about that to see if your cash contributions were helping with dance lessons?
Ewetootwo t1_jdyyza7 wrote
Reply to comment by NoSpankingAllowed in The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Probably led to fisty cuffs.
Ewetootwo t1_jdqfrgj wrote
Reply to comment by eerilyYak53 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
You’re prince Harry and she’l talking about your older brother William.
Ewetootwo t1_jdfhuqc wrote
Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
So the dictionary entry should be changed to: eats shoots and talks to bartenders.
Ewetootwo t1_jdevq8t wrote
Reply to comment by unopoularopinion in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Hope it doesn’t run out of oilers.
Ewetootwo t1_jdevkrc wrote
Reply to comment by kkitty44 in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Did so last year and will again this year. The real question is will Lightning strike twice?
Ewetootwo t1_jdev9k9 wrote
Reply to comment by chrisfpdx in A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Exactly the right reference. Thank you. Moreover the plural of leaf is leaves. And of course if Toronto leaves the playoffs NHL in the early rounds they’ll once again be the Maple Loafs.
So leave the leaf alone and watch the Maple Leafs loaf about.
Ewetootwo t1_jd0vssa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Seminal humour, keep ‘em’ flowing.
Ewetootwo t1_jegjgov wrote
Reply to comment by Rough_Horror_5118 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
The questions keep alternating.