Submitted by gummywormriot t3_zxzp3k in Jokes
Silicone valley
EDIT: Thank you u/dwsam for the Gold!
Submitted by gummywormriot t3_zxzp3k in Jokes
Silicone valley
EDIT: Thank you u/dwsam for the Gold!
Deceivage
Silicone, god!
Silicon -> processors. Silicone -> cones
They're both ultimately based on the same Si chemical element though, the soft one being a polymer chain version with oxygen and organic additions, but ultimately both refer back to Si.
As a dental prosthetics professional, maybe don't?
Lick and suck zone
..isn't that just between any boobs?
My happy place!
Wife had a strange mark between her tits. Just got results back from docs. Turns out it's her belly button
Used to call it a refund gap. Because some boob jobs are so bad with a gap so big it would warrant a refund.
Uncanny valley
Truth zone
Do you know the average bra size in a geriatric facility?
36 long
The last hope
Call it what you but that’s a valley I’d live in
Spotted the anatomy student
... and here I thought we were just talking about fake boobs.
TIL the name of a spot I'm fond of looking at while painting and sculpting!
(I mean, if you paint or sculpt the space right, it does look really cool, male or female torso)
What does a 75 year old have between her tits that a 25 year old doesn't?
A belly button.
The version I originally heard was "What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's tits?"
Still a good joke.
<br>easts
Once again, the real joke is in the comments.
I cock bun
r/dadjokes
refund gap
You beat me to it. Take my upvote.
Of course there's a French word for it.
Road leading to nowhere …
The girl gooch
Happy cakeday
We always called it the “Cock Groove”
A nice place to build a taco.
What a high brow term for something that is practically not even a thing.
Is there a term for the indentation between the bicep and the shoulder muscles?
Death Valley because once your head is there you will suficate.
Silicone Valley
Attachment site
Knees. Lol
Uncanny valley.
The Abyss
The Grand Cans-yon
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Taunt (not exactly a taint)
Thanks Jax...more of a pie person though. Can I have a pie day instead please?
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