Be careful of what you ask for ... a lot of women got on Santa's naughty list for really good reasons.

Does Santa have to respect laws prohibiting cruel and unusual punishments?

Congrats on the suprise adoption

This comment. Can’t wait til the old guy I cut hair wait says this tomorrow imma borrow that.

Lucky Santa. Knows all the naughty girls

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Seems like full package.

You just have to die and wait for a woman to step on a duck