Submitted by AdeptLengthiness8886 t3_10l5xa8 in Jokes
yirzmstrebor t1_j5x0mf9 wrote
Reply to comment by PeteyMax in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Pretty sure it's the fact that dollars are American currency, but "queue" isn't commonly used in American English. We don't believe in putting that many silent letters in a word.
Mindless-Strength422 t1_j5x8key wrote
We just pronounce it "kway-way"
lysalnan t1_j5xl86x wrote
Dollars aren’t just American lots of countries use dollars to name their currency.
other_usernames_gone t1_j5xx622 wrote
Wait, what do you use? You must have the concept of a queue right? It would explain a lot of you didn't but there's no way.
Edit: forgot about line
Fire-Tigeris t1_j5zn935 wrote
queue is the letter Q in long line with a bunch of silent letters.
Mag-NL t1_j5xptd8 wrote
Dollars are not American.currency only though it's used in many places. More importantly nobody said dollar in the joke, they used the symbol $. This symbol does not mean dollar exclusively (let alone US dollar) but is used for other currencies as well.
SapphicGarnet t1_j5y5lfm wrote
What do you say instead? Let's get in the Q?
mehalywally t1_j5ygkcv wrote
..."line"
ben9187 t1_j5ymxqv wrote
Maybe it was in canada? We use queue and $.
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z93e3 wrote
nah, if it was Canada then when the taxi driver cut the guy off he'd have yelled "Soory!" out the window
PmMeR34Katarina t1_j5ys2xv wrote
New Zealand
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Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z8ihg wrote
I don't know... some of us have discovered its merits
constantwa-onder t1_j600bwi wrote
I'm on mobile and haven't figured out how to get the holdover text to work for xkcd, but I'm curious what it is for this one.
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