Submitted by AdeptLengthiness8886 t3_10l5xa8 in Jokes
PeteyMax t1_j5wzm8z wrote
Reply to comment by morerobotsplease in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I think it's the price tag he's objecting to, not the taxi stand!
yirzmstrebor t1_j5x0mf9 wrote
Pretty sure it's the fact that dollars are American currency, but "queue" isn't commonly used in American English. We don't believe in putting that many silent letters in a word.
Mindless-Strength422 t1_j5x8key wrote
We just pronounce it "kway-way"
lysalnan t1_j5xl86x wrote
Dollars aren’t just American lots of countries use dollars to name their currency.
other_usernames_gone t1_j5xx622 wrote
Wait, what do you use? You must have the concept of a queue right? It would explain a lot of you didn't but there's no way.
Edit: forgot about line
Fire-Tigeris t1_j5zn935 wrote
queue is the letter Q in long line with a bunch of silent letters.
Mag-NL t1_j5xptd8 wrote
Dollars are not American.currency only though it's used in many places. More importantly nobody said dollar in the joke, they used the symbol $. This symbol does not mean dollar exclusively (let alone US dollar) but is used for other currencies as well.
SapphicGarnet t1_j5y5lfm wrote
What do you say instead? Let's get in the Q?
mehalywally t1_j5ygkcv wrote
..."line"
ben9187 t1_j5ymxqv wrote
Maybe it was in canada? We use queue and $.
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z93e3 wrote
nah, if it was Canada then when the taxi driver cut the guy off he'd have yelled "Soory!" out the window
PmMeR34Katarina t1_j5ys2xv wrote
New Zealand
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Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z8ihg wrote
I don't know... some of us have discovered its merits
constantwa-onder t1_j600bwi wrote
I'm on mobile and haven't figured out how to get the holdover text to work for xkcd, but I'm curious what it is for this one.
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